shitty power point i made for class. I can't stop laughing at how dumb this is

1. WHY ACE ATTORNEY IS
THE BEST GAME EVER
A compilation of evidence by Michelle

2. Phoenix Wright Apollo Justice
 Blue suit  Red suit
 Can detect lies with a  Can “Perceive” the truth
Magatama with his bracelet
 Becomes a poker-  Chords of Steel
playing, hobo pianist  Is a great big dork
 Sidekick is a spirit  Sidekick is a magician
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3. Strong, Creative Character Designs

4. Character Designs continued

5. Not only are the characters’
appearance well thought-out, but they
are all given fun, witty names befitting
their personalities.
Here are a few of the many pun-filled names:
 Winston Payne (“winced in pain”; this prosecutor
always loses spectacularly)
 Luke Atmey (“look at me”; the attention-seeking
criminal-detective)
 Frank Sahwit (“saw it”; your very first witness)
 Guy Eldoon (“noodle” backwards; purveyor of
fine noodles)
 Wendy Oldbag (“windy old bag”; and how!)
 Shadi Enigmar (a mysterious character indeed)

6. Hilarious and Witty Dialogue

7. Speaking of hilarious
writing…
Let’s not forget the innuendos

8. You can cross-examine a
parrot!
 No, really
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9. Holy shit this is the dumbest
thing ever
And I’m going to get an A on it