The BEMEWS reaction to produce magnetically enhanced extended water networks and utilizes the BEMEWS catalyst. This presentation is to detail the synthesis of the BEMEWS catalyst but details that this entire scenario is in fact an April Fools joke. It is one of many such April Fools jokes. Science has unique language that distances us from the community and as scientists we should figure out how to make the communication of science at the right level for our various audiences. Brian Malow will present on communicating science at the ACS Meeting in New Orleans!