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The A-Z Of Everything Thats Wrong With B2B Creative
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from the creative atrocities committed in B2B on a daily basis.
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Double Digit Minded Propositions. Why does B2B have such a tough time
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into one poor little ad, the better value they’re getting. But where there’s
more than one message, it’s rare for any to be remembered.
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People love free stuff. Not only does an offer increase the chance of engaging a potential buyer,
it also allows you to measure the results of your advertising. You don’t have to spend an arm
and a leg, an offer can be as simple as a whitepaper.
18. The hapless pun is just a grammatical fluke,
a play on words devoid of insight. If you want
to connect to your buyers in an authentic,
memorable way, the pun is not it.
20. obots, buyers are not.
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24. Words don’t sell, research and knowledge does. Don’t blur the point, get
down to it. If you can’t back up a claim, don’t use it. If a word is unnecessary,
can it. Buyers are busy people, respect their time and keep it short .
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office cleaner to play critic.
26. If your competition has done something great, it’s
because it’s unique and they can own it, and that’s what
makes it great. As soon you as you copy them, it’s not
only not great, you’re paying to advertise someone else.
27. You. You. You. Stop focusing on the features
of your products and services, and focus on
your buyers’ needs instead.