Reddit houses some very special, special people. And these people are infinitely gross yet funny! So I compiled some stuff Reddit users have dropped on the platform - specifically, "Would you rather...?" questions. Enjoy!

1. 13 of Reddit’s best
“Would you rather…?”
conundrums
So. Would you rather eat poop-flavoured chocolate, OR
chocolate flavoured poop?

2. briaowolf
: Would you rather begin
every sentence with "Listen up,
dumbass..." Or END every sentence
with "...I'm just kidding."

3. Custardcream2:
Would you rather be a raindrop and fall to earth
in one thrilling but short lived life or be a grain of sand and be
forever drifting the world?

4. Zhige: You're stranded in the mountains with a small group of people. Would
you rather eat a baby or an old person?

5. LittleBug37:
Would you rather have mouths on the back of your
hands that occasionally insulted the opposite sex or have an outie belly
button three inches long that occasionally swayed to the beat of music.

6. TheDreadPirateRobert:
Would you rather be intensely morbidly
obese, to the point where you can't properly clean yourself and you
smell, and you can't walk well without a scooter, and there’s always
grime and dirt and possibly food lodged in your flabby flaps, or have
taste buds in your a**hole?

7. [deleted]: You're traveling in a boat down a river that is composed purely of
human vomit. On the shore of this vomit river is a man who is defecating in his
hands. He then launches the faeces directly at you. You know with 100%
certitude that the shit will hit you right in the face.
Would you rather bail off board and dive into the vomit, or allow yourself to
be hit in the face with shit?

8. Ihatcoe:
Ladies! Would you rather have three boob all in a row across your
chest, or just one in the middle, kind of like ironman?
Gentlemen, would you rather date a 3, or a 1? (bear in mind with 3 you have 2
trenches to bury your head in, so think wisely).

9. MrHammers: Would you rather lose your hearing as a
musician or eyesight as an artist?

10. LiteSh0w: Would you rather kill a man with you bare
hands or kill a bear with your man hands?

11. Vengedpotty: Listen to Nickelback or One Direction?

12. thepoonies:
Would you rather, instead of forearms have 2 angry
Chihuahua's that constantly fight or have Rolf Harris's singing talking
face on your arse?
Alternatively, substitute Rolf Harris with the entertainer you despise most.

13. VegitoFusion: Would you rather: Have sex with one of
your parents, or, punch a newborn as hard as you can?

14. PathologicalUpvoter: Would you rather be a janitor
in heaven or the king in hell?