1. The man and the
woman agrees to
have sex in the
evening
Man pretends he
forgot the whole thing
When the time comes the
man assumes that the act
can get started
immediately
Woman gets relaxed
Man guesses that the time is
right and approaches the woman
sexually
Man makes a new
try
No sex for a long time
Man nags about the
reasons why the woman
doesn’t want to have sex
Man trips on the edge of the carpet
on purpose to show the
woman how vulnerable he is
Woman melts
Mans knee heals rapidly and he
suggests sex
Man quickly discovers how much fun
they have even without sex
Woman suggests to make
supper together
Man pretends
hungry
The food is prepared
for hours, then they eat
Man approaches
woman sexually
Man falls asleep
Woman shares the
thought with joy
Man suggests a refreshing walk
and presumes that it will release
her physically
Man gets angry
Man suggests a trip to
Venice
Woman gets excited and starts to
go through brochures
Man tries to direct the
trip to a short cut
Woman starts to get tired
Man drinks almost the
whole bottle himself
Man suggests
a bath together
After the bath a bottle of
wine is opened by the
mans proposal
After a glass of wine the man
supposedly gets to say what he’s
been trying to say all evening and
makes a confession of love
SEX
Woman changes her mind
No sex
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