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The TeaPartyCat
Guide to the 2012 Election
Todd Akin: "I
  misspoke when I
said a woman can't
 get pregnant from
  legitimate rape.
What I meant was I
don't give two shits
    if she does."
U.S. Budget




                              Federal Budget
                              PBS Funding




Mitt Romney: "I'll balance the federal budget and cut
      taxes by cutting Big Bird. PBS accounts for
        .000000000000001% of our budget!"
GOP billionaires
outspent Dems 7-to-1
in Wisconsin, so Walker
had better win. I'd hate
for this election to be
stolen by voters.
Mitt Romney's website also calls
for 16,000 more horses and 24,000
more bayonets.
That awkward
moment when
Republican men
realize that
getting rid of
abortion and
contraception
means paying a
lot more child
support.
The Romney campaign app lets you
see what his positions are. And it
refreshes every 5 minutes so you
can see the changes!
Error 404
Position Not Found

Tues Nov 6 2012 3:13:30 PM EDT
111.111.111.1 tried to load
www.romneypositiononabortion.com/stance
User Agent = AOL
Error: We don’t know what position you are looking for but
it’s not here!

Please click refresh to try again!
On the 5th Day Mitt Rested
First Week in Office:
Day 1: Repeal everything Obama.
Day 2: Invade Iran.
Day 3: Invade Russia.
Day 4: Give haircuts to local high
school students.
I feel bad for Tagg Romney. He's such
a loyal son he wants to punch people
every time they call his father a liar.
Must be exhausting.
                    Percent of People to Punch
60
50
40
30
20                                               Percent of People to
10                                               Punch

 0
      People Tagg    People Tagg   Undecided
     Wants To Punch Doesn't Want   Punchees
                      to Punch
"Next up on Fox News:
Are gays or climate
change responsible for
these horrible storms?
We'll ask 3 Bible
experts what they
think."
Mitt Romney's Debate Strategy
                                  •

  1. Throw out a few numbers.

  2. Say "leadership" in every sentence.

  3. Give no detail.

  4. Repeat #2.
Sure, Paul Ryan pretended to
volunteer at a soup kitchen for
photos, but I think Ayn Rand
                                    Deficit Reduction Plan
would be proud he didn't
actually help the poor.
                                                      Cut Taxes
                                                      For the
                                                      Rich
That awkward moment when
Mitt Romney says his tax plan                         Cut
                                                      Support
won't cut taxes for the rich or                       for the
cost $5 trillion and his web site                     Poor
says the opposite.
Mitt Romney is right. Government
doesn't create jobs. Except for
teachers, soldiers, firemen, policemen,
park rangers--
Fox News headline: "Bill Clinton bores
country for 45 minutes with fact-
checking and arithmetic"
Weather models were accurate about Sandy. It's
good to see climate scientists do some good instead
    of making up stuff about global warming.
That awkward moment when Scott Walker is trying to
rid Wisconsin of unions and then watches replacement
refs ruin a Green Bay Packers game.
That awkward moment when Mitt
Romney says airplane windows should
roll down and none of his base thinks
there's anything wrong with that.
GOP unveiled a
                    new Voter ID law
                    that requires
                    voters show any of
                    these forms of ID:
                    state photo
                    ID, NRA
Vote More Chikin!   membership, or
                    Chick-fil-A receipt.
That awkward moment when
a guy who made hundreds of
millions laying people off
realizes all those fired workers
are voters.
Please Vote!
All Tweets graciously provided by
@TeaPartyCat –
www.twitter.com/teapartycat



All slides and selections provided by
@FlyoverJoel –
www.twitter.com/flyoverjoel

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The TeaPartyCat Guide to the 2012 Election

  • 1. The TeaPartyCat Guide to the 2012 Election
  • 2. Todd Akin: "I misspoke when I said a woman can't get pregnant from legitimate rape. What I meant was I don't give two shits if she does."
  • 3. U.S. Budget Federal Budget PBS Funding Mitt Romney: "I'll balance the federal budget and cut taxes by cutting Big Bird. PBS accounts for .000000000000001% of our budget!"
  • 4. GOP billionaires outspent Dems 7-to-1 in Wisconsin, so Walker had better win. I'd hate for this election to be stolen by voters.
  • 5. Mitt Romney's website also calls for 16,000 more horses and 24,000 more bayonets.
  • 6. That awkward moment when Republican men realize that getting rid of abortion and contraception means paying a lot more child support.
  • 7. The Romney campaign app lets you see what his positions are. And it refreshes every 5 minutes so you can see the changes! Error 404 Position Not Found Tues Nov 6 2012 3:13:30 PM EDT 111.111.111.1 tried to load www.romneypositiononabortion.com/stance User Agent = AOL Error: We don’t know what position you are looking for but it’s not here! Please click refresh to try again!
  • 8. On the 5th Day Mitt Rested First Week in Office: Day 1: Repeal everything Obama. Day 2: Invade Iran. Day 3: Invade Russia. Day 4: Give haircuts to local high school students.
  • 9. I feel bad for Tagg Romney. He's such a loyal son he wants to punch people every time they call his father a liar. Must be exhausting. Percent of People to Punch 60 50 40 30 20 Percent of People to 10 Punch 0 People Tagg People Tagg Undecided Wants To Punch Doesn't Want Punchees to Punch
  • 10. "Next up on Fox News: Are gays or climate change responsible for these horrible storms? We'll ask 3 Bible experts what they think."
  • 11. Mitt Romney's Debate Strategy • 1. Throw out a few numbers. 2. Say "leadership" in every sentence. 3. Give no detail. 4. Repeat #2.
  • 12. Sure, Paul Ryan pretended to volunteer at a soup kitchen for photos, but I think Ayn Rand Deficit Reduction Plan would be proud he didn't actually help the poor. Cut Taxes For the Rich That awkward moment when Mitt Romney says his tax plan Cut Support won't cut taxes for the rich or for the cost $5 trillion and his web site Poor says the opposite.
  • 13. Mitt Romney is right. Government doesn't create jobs. Except for teachers, soldiers, firemen, policemen, park rangers--
  • 14. Fox News headline: "Bill Clinton bores country for 45 minutes with fact- checking and arithmetic"
  • 15. Weather models were accurate about Sandy. It's good to see climate scientists do some good instead of making up stuff about global warming.
  • 16. That awkward moment when Scott Walker is trying to rid Wisconsin of unions and then watches replacement refs ruin a Green Bay Packers game.
  • 17. That awkward moment when Mitt Romney says airplane windows should roll down and none of his base thinks there's anything wrong with that.
  • 18. GOP unveiled a new Voter ID law that requires voters show any of these forms of ID: state photo ID, NRA Vote More Chikin! membership, or Chick-fil-A receipt.
  • 19. That awkward moment when a guy who made hundreds of millions laying people off realizes all those fired workers are voters.
  • 20. Please Vote! All Tweets graciously provided by @TeaPartyCat – www.twitter.com/teapartycat All slides and selections provided by @FlyoverJoel – www.twitter.com/flyoverjoel