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This was meant to be an example of not reading one's PowerPoint verbatim. For more info read here: http://adrhetorica.com/2011/10/mistakes-using-powerpoint/

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Hi! This is Mr. Stupid, and
this is my stupid
presentation!

This is me using my PowerPoint for
my speech!
● Note that these are my bullet points. I'm
reading them verbatim to you right now.
● In fact, These points that you're seeing are
exactly the words I'm saying.
● I'm not deviating from them one single bit.
● I have this entire speech memorized word
for word, as you can see from this
PowerPoint presentation.
● Bonus points if I've given you a handout that
says the exact same thing as well.

Am I boring you yet?
● I sure hope not. I have so much interesting
content to tell you about
● So I'll basically tell you everything that you
can read yourself on this screen right here.
● In fact, why pay attention to me at all?
Everything I'm saying is right here on the
PowerPoint? It's doing my job for me!
● In fact, why am I even talking? I should save
my energy for something more important,
like breathing.

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1. Hi! This is Mr. Stupid, and this is my stupid presentation!

2. This is me using my PowerPoint for my speech! ● Note that these are my bullet points. I'm reading them verbatim to you right now. ● In fact, These points that you're seeing are exactly the words I'm saying. ● I'm not deviating from them one single bit. ● I have this entire speech memorized word for word, as you can see from this PowerPoint presentation. ● Bonus points if I've given you a handout that says the exact same thing as well.

3. Am I boring you yet? ● I sure hope not. I have so much interesting content to tell you about ● So I'll basically tell you everything that you can read yourself on this screen right here. ● In fact, why pay attention to me at all? Everything I'm saying is right here on the PowerPoint? It's doing my job for me! ● In fact, why am I even talking? I should save my energy for something more important, like breathing.

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