1. Woman Noir And Also The Strange Situation Of Ping In Heels
The Condition Government of Minnesota had come grinding to some squeaking halt, broke. From her
office around the twelfth floor from the Acme Building, Woman Noir, Private Agent was around the
situation inside a city that understands how to keep its secrets.
Because the condition government couldn't repay their contracts with Noir, she made the decision to
perform a radio show from her office and refer to it as A Prairie Home Conundrum.
She already had sponsors - Coffee, Streudel, which old standby from radio broadcasting, Jell-O.
Possibly this show would draw newer and more effective clients - clients with money. But for the
time being, her ongoing HubNuggets Read and Election situation was the present highlight of her
career like a private agent. She'd range from the HubNuggets Wannabes within the show...
Her buddies from her circus job were on hiatus within Ontario, speaking in the Circus Juventas Youth
Carrying out Arts Circus, so that they were open to assist with radio stations program.
Obviously, Ladyjane1's evil twin, Rhianna, was still being around the loose. There is a cost on her
behalf mind - a cost that can help both Noir and Minnesota pay their bills.
Woman was making changes towards the radio script as she heard heavy actions within the
hallway...
[Seem of high heel shoes clomping lower the hall to Gal's office...]
Ping the Orphan Vet - Woman Noir! I keep getting these notes from Rhianna mounted on footwear
tossed through my window! That one comes from Social Security also it states which i cannot retire
until I am 88!
Woman - Lucky for you personally, the us government continues to be running a business! Social
Security is lower the hall right. Say, aren't individuals new footwear?
Ping - Yes, they included the note from Gaga - plus they fit! Thanks, Woman!
[Seem of high heel shoes clomping lower the hall another way...]
It had been approaching showtime, so Woman drawn out her desk microphone because the Seem
Effects Guy and tonight's girl commerical performers, Ladyjane1 and ripplemaker, showed up.
The crew opened up in the double doorways to work and hang up folding chairs within the waiting
room and hallway as passersby joined and required seats.
The home lights went lower, the place came on, and also the theme song started:
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Jell-O, everyone, Jell-O
Jell-O may be the gelatin that satisfies your taste,
So Jell-O everyone, Jell-O!
Jell-O gelatin!
Woman: Jell-O everyone, I am Woman Noir, wondering, "Can a Condition over age 158 maintain its
independence or must it go under and mix forces using its neighbor towards the east? Say Folks, I
believe I hear the Java Express coming with this sponsor, Coffee! Sing it, women!
[Sounds of the train on tracks as well as an engine whistling]

2. Hot, hot Hot java!
Hot, hot, hot We first got it!
Hot, hot Hot Coffee!
Just dont ever allow it to get cold.
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[Sounds of the engine whistle along with a train chugging in to the distance]
RedElf and Enelle Lamb graciously arrived on the scene and offered Coffee and Strudel towards the
audience people. They'd be entertaining us later.
RedElf: Wow!-Streusel needs no commercial It sells itself.
Woman: While we are speaking about food, let us satisfy the first six HubNuggets Wannabes in the
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Woman: RedElf, were not individuals six presentations great? And That I observed a couple of were
about coffee! Isn't it time to provide us an audio lesson?
RedElf: I surely am! Here is a couple my Mother accustomed to hear on her behalf favorite radio
shows whenever we were cats.
[Enelle Lamb comes with around the studio piano as RedElf works two amounts:
• He's Two Left Ft, But He Always Goodies Me Right,
• I Might Be Asleep On My Small Ft, But You are the Cat's Pajamas!]
Woman:Which was beautiful, Kitties! Someone's likely to get in touch with and hire us, simply to hear
the two of you perform. Now Let us have Simone Cruz set for a ballad. Seriously out, Simone!
[A Phillip Morris Bellboy expires having a telegram - 'Calling Woman Noir!']
Woman: What's this? [opens telegram] Let's wait and watch. Simone states that they is around the
group of the brand new remake of How you can Stuff an outrageous Bikini, giving a costume
workshop. OK, we'll miss you, Simone. Here we are at some editorial comments.
Buddies, I hear that inside a recent Minnesota election, the GOP disguised themselves as Dems
around the ticket but still did not win. Then in Wisconsin, a youthful guy couldn't get his "Voter's ID"
because his banking account "didn't show enough activity." Seems like a genuine sideshow and when
this circus factor will take off large, maybe we are able to hire both states!
Or, possibly they'll have to pool assets and merge. I hear they might call themselves Whinny-sota.
This is a local Ojibwe term for "Equine Laugh"! ["LAUGH" signs blinks on for that audience] But
consider the mascot, new government leaders! --
Whole Crew and Audience: He eats just like a equine!!
Woman: OK, let us possess a song now from Enelle Lamb.
[Enelle sings the 'Lost Ballot Polka' as RedElf plays accordion.]
Woman: Wonderful, Enelle and RedElf! Thanks. Now folks, I have to tell you just how I'm not a
'publican or perhaps a Democrat - I am a Coffee-pendent. So the best liquid and inform your buddies
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Woman: Exactly what do you think about the nominated Modems to date, Ladyjane1!

3. Laydyjane1: - Oh, they are all wonderful. It might be hard to choose only one like a favorite.
Ripplemaker: To be sure. I should also state that it's fun to sing on the program, Woman Noir. It can
make a great short break in the circus.
Woman: Folks, it's the perfect time for Jell-O! Hit it, ladies!
Jell-O, everyone, Jell-O
Jell-O may be the gelatin that satisfies your taste,
So Jell-O everyone, Jell-O!
Jell-O gelatin!... In 6 new tastes: Quince, Kumquat, Kiwi, Crabapple, Currant, and Cantaloupe Melon.
Third Voice: AND CHOCOLATE!
Woman: What? Who's that?
Ripplemaker describes the scene towards the audience:
The lights emerged full and that we all saw two Ladyjane1s on stage to have an instant. The lights
went dark and that we heard commotion - screaming, paper rustling, high heel shoes clomping,
Jell-O moving! The lights returned up--
There through the microphone would be a 12-inch rearfoot shoe with government notices stuck on it's
spike - tax bills, property checks, Department of motor vehicles renewal, draft notices, bills of
lading...Had Rhianna be a hit-and-run Revenooer?
Woman: This certainly adds some excitment to the evening. Folks, benefit from the final 6
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please election for the favorite in order to save Minnesota and our show. Say, a few of the
technological articles below may help us catch Gaga and produce that reward money!
Come along the next time for A Prairie Home Conundrum. Also keep in mind Coffee, Strudel, and
Jell-O - using its standard and bootleg tastes.
Thanks, and night in the twelfth floor from the Acme Building and also the circus we call existence.
So Jell-O everyone, Jell-O!
Jell-O gelatin!
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