1. A quick guide to The
Hobbit
and the dwarves
mostly dwarves

2. these are all the
dwarves
there are 13
then there's also
Bilbo and Gandalf
and another cool
wizard but he
doesn't get much
screentime

3. the left one is Gandalf we all know him he's
badass
the right one is Radagast the brown he's REAL
high for real
he likes animals and saves a hedgehog named

4. Martin Freeman plays
Bilbo Baggins
he's a hobbit
and he's a badass
who's kind of out of
place but he's a
badass I promis
he's also a real cutie
Martin Freeman is

5. this is Thorin
son of someone
who was the son of
some king who
loved gold
he's kinda angsty but
also kinda hot
he's a badass
he's also a prince

6. this is Kili, his mom was
Thorins sister or
something
he's badass and he has a
bow
he makes all the ladies
swoon I mean look at
that smoulder face
him and Fili are the new
Merry and Pippin

7. this is Kili's brother Fili
he's also a badass but
he's mostly like
"mhMM gurl" as you
can see on this pic
as he's related to Kili
and Thorin, he's a
hottie by association
yup

8. this is Gloin but maybe it's spelled Gloín
he's Gimli's dad
look at him can you see he's a badass???

9. this is Óin I think
I don't think he's
feeling well
if you look at his face
you can see that
but yeah I guess he's
also badass
might be Glóin's
bother?

10. Dwalin is a badass
which you can see
by his head-
tattoos
he meets Bilbo first
and eats his
dinner
and bites the head
of Bilbo's dinner-
fish

11. This is Balin
Dwalin is his
brother
he's a wise old
dwarf
he's got everything
under control
"chill out bitches
I got this"

12. This is Bombur
and he's kinda fat
and eats a lot
but he has a cool
beard so it's ok
his brother is Bofur
and his cousin is
Bifur

13. this is Bifur
is that an axe in his
head???
someone told me it
was an axe but
really???
his cousins are
Bombur and Bofur

14. This is Bofur
as you can see by his
pic he's kinda
creep??? no I think
he's probably nice
he thinks the dragon is a
furnace with wings
and he gets real sad
when Bilbo yells at
him

15. This here's Dori
he's the older brother of
Nori and Ori
he looks kinda smug
doesn't he???
I don't know man I
wouldn't trust him

16. this is Nori
he's got his hair and
beard split up in three
he's the older brother of
Ori and the younger
brother of Dori
he must be really high I
mean look at him does
he look high or what

17. and the last of the
dwarves is Ori
in the movie they say
he's the youngest but
technically Kili is the
youngest???
look at this dude
his eyes are staring into
your soul

18. intoo your souuuuuuullll.......

19. that is all now you know all the names
go watch the movie
if you already have, WATCH AGAIn
it's an excellent movie
thank you