This document summarizes a student's experience with personal computers assignments and discusses their experience before and after taking bath salts. It provides ratings and comments for assignments including a spreadsheet, webpage, Javascript program, and PowerPoint. It also includes an attempt at providing a zombie survival guide and a photo of the author from high school applying makeup in an attempt to look like a zombie.

1. My experience in Personal
Computers. Also, bath salts.
Monica Hower
CMPE3 – Assignment 5
mhower
12/11/12

2. A Little About Me – Before and After
Ohheyyy. So this is me with my nephew.
You know, before the bath salts. I am a
happy, well rounded individual who places
a priority on school.
This is me after the bath salts. I am now
a crazed, zombie-like being. I have lost
all sense of priorities, including love of
other humans, like my nephew (except
for eating them, of course). Also, zombies
don’t go to school.

3. Personal Computers – The
Assignments
An explanation of my ratings:
Spreadsheet (2.5) – I rated the
Assignment Rating spreadsheet a little lower than the others
6 because it was kind of boring, but I did
think it was practical knowledge to have.
5
Webpage (5) – I gave the webpage the
4 highest rating because I thought it was the
most fun and really enjoyed doing it.
3 Also, bath salts.
2 Assignment Javascript (3.5) – Javascript was pretty
Rating fun, but it had little room for creativity.
1
Scratch Program (4) – Scratch
0 programming was the hardest, but I had a
lot of fun and even made another one after.
It’s a marble racing game.
PowerPoint (3.5) – The PowerPoint is the
most straight-forward of the
assignments, which makes it a little less
interesting. I’m still having fun with it

4. A Zombie’s Guide to Surviving
Zombies
1. Do not panic. Just kidding, there are zombies everywhere...now is definitely the
appropriate time to panic.
1. But really, stop panicking as soon as possible. If you to increase your already very
small chances of survival, you will need your wits about you.
2. Fortify your base -- your base is wherever you are at the time of the outbreak, or the
next best place you can get to.
1. This will ideally be somewhere with sturdy walls, minimal entrances, and even fewer
windows. Every door and window is just another place you have to worry about a
zombie entering.
3. Gather necessary supplies: fuel, food, water, power if available, and develop an exit
strategy.
1. I would also recommend keeping an emergency bag somewhere handy filled with
enough extra food to sustain you for a day or so, should you need to evacuate in a
hurry.
4. If there are uninfected near you, gather allies. But make sure they contribute to the
common good -- or just use them as zombie bait later.
1. I think “zombie bait” is self-explanatory enough and needs no further elaboration.
But if it will help I could type it in all caps for you – ZOMBIE BAIT.
5. Lastly, be prepared to kill; be that zombie hordes, or road gangs trying to steal your
artillery.
1. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and if you’re not prepared to kill, be prepared to
be killed.

5. THE ENDFor completing my
slideshow, I have
decided to reward you
with a photo of my
angsty, high school self
applying both way too
much make up and
way too much editing
in an attempt to inflict
fear into the heart of
the masses. I was
clearly always meant to
be a zombie. Enjoy.