This document provides instructions for calculating your age in terms of chocolate. It has the reader pick how many times per week they want to eat chocolate, multiply that by 2 and add 5, then multiply the result by 50 and add either 1764 if your birthday has passed this year or 1763 if it hasn't. Finally, subtract the year you were born to reveal your age in the last two digits. Completing the steps results in a three digit number where the first digit is how many times you want chocolate per week and the last two digits are your actual age.