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1. What is a mum ´s favourite Christmas carol?
Who is Santa's most famous elf?
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't
move?
What do elves learn at elf school?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and
a snowman?
How can a snowman lose weight?
Silent Night
Elfvis
Santa Pause
The elfabet
Frost bite
He waits until it gets
warmer
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at
Christmas?
Santa Jaws
Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Mary
- Mary who?
Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Wenceslas.
- Wenceslas who?
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry
mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you
charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied
the defendant.
"That's no offence", said the judge.
Mary Christmas!
Wenceslas bus home on
Christmas Eve?
" It is if you do it before the
shop opened", countered
the prisoner.