1. Open
that
Twitter
Account
Use a handle you
won’t regret later
Avoid forced, fake
or stupid names!
@UGKardashian
@bradpittwaUganda
@ovHisMoney
@PrettiestHottestin256
@KagusBFF
@AnselmMuhoozi
@SUDHIRSwallet
BUT
…unless in real
life you speak with a
gospel preacher’s
accent Check www.teamuot.com for a list
popular UG Tweeps
Follow
Write a
brief
profile - do not
be CREEPY
Look
at your
profile again &
compare with
who you are
following
See @KagutaMuseveni 4 inspiration
#youdonthavetotweetjustyet Stop following at 100
Now regional & global tweeps
Follow
50
#NNNN
Complain about
@KagutaMuseveni a bit for
refusing to tweet…and
banish idea that being
President = busy. But if
YOU can be too busy to
tweet living an ordinary
life…
Also check out @PaulKagame & @jmkikwete!
#YouCanBeBusyAndTweet
Establish your theme. What YOU will:!
stand for/represent/support/fight
Commence!
Tweeting
Do NOT:!
1. Kneel while tweeting!
2. Say ‘Follow Me’!
3. Tweet yr home address!
4. Tweet yr fav porn sites!
5. Confuse Parody with Real!
6. Follow Bieber/Gaga/Miley!
7. Wannabe a muzungu!
8. Tweet Food or Toilet!
9. (to be continued)
Again, your
profile - who are U?
WHO DO U WANT TO
BE?
And ENSURE YOU:!
1. Are interesting!
2. Show originality!
3. And creativity!
4. Add it up together…!
5. Make things fit - 140Xters!
6. Maintain eye contact - at least
a couple of times a day!
7. Remember it’s just Twitter so!
8. Do other things besides!
9. Make an impression
BUT
FIRST
2thingsThe!
#!
is
serious
1
Don’t!
RT!
everything
2
It’s the same as real life: !
But with millions more people
Back to the # - use
them always, wisely,
sensibly. Use one at
a time. Make them
make #sense.
Try not to be a troll;!
a mulumbaganyi.
‘They’ CAN monitor you…by reading your
tweets!!
So don’t declare war or support al-Shabaab
Kozes’olulimi
lwoyagala;!
by the time the
Language
Police find an
interpreter you
will have fled
the Scene of
the Tweets
Or you will be
avoided…
@ZarisLATEST
When anyone
attacks/insults!
Uganda!
you are allowed to
speak up/ defend
DO
SO
It’s just kaboozi, really:!
But it’s kaboozi on the record
You can’t make everyone happy!
all the time
Show me your friends!
explains how good/bad your TL is
Tweeting quotes &
verses = time-
wasting.!
CREATE your own
fresh, clever, content
LOL
#WNMPS
wanyampisa
LOL
LMAO =
Never !
Tweet a!
DM
Creditors !
can also
join
Twitter
*Kakookolo!
Gwe!
Kakookolo*
avatar
BLACKYELLOW
RED
BLACKYELLOW
RED
DON’T
tweet
YET
supposed
www.skaheru.wordpress.com
Follow news-y ones e.g. @SMSMediaUganda
✓
@MyName @YourName
@IAmNormal@ReallyNormal
KEEP CALM
&
MAINTAIN BALANCE
#UGANDA
YOU are