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SYSADMIN
DMIN
* Approximately one million of them were on that Windows 98 computer at your parents’ house.
** Salary.com 'Wasting Time at Work' survey and common sense.
*** If your SysAdmin doesn’t like beer, then a gadget, sci-fi, video game, or bacon related gift works too...
Sponsored by
Buy Your
a BEER!
Have they ever
fixed a computer
problem for you?
Is it the last
Friday of July?
Do you like
the Internet?
Do you like getting
computer viruses?
Great! Mow my
lawn for free
this weekend?
You’re going to screw
up eventually. Guess
who might bail you
out then?
What? Not even cat
videos? SysAdmins
keep you connected
at work and can shut
off access too!
Liar. 64 percent of
employees admit to
workplace tomfoolery
on the daily.
You’re weird. Good thing
SysAdmins protect data
from billions of malware
attacks every year.
Are you a time traveler?
SysAdmins protect you from
the 65% of email that is spam.
Do you
like money?
Mark the date. That’s Systems
Administrator Appreciation day!
YES
YES
YES
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
YES, Happy SysAdmin Day!
throw them a party and...
YES, and broken
servers mean
fewer profits.
YES, my SysAdmin
can probably see the
sites I’ve visited...
YES, of course,
this isn’t 1993
***
Do you need email
to do your job?
Have you ever goofed
off on the Internet
while at work?
*
**
Should you buy your
SysAdmin a beer?
SysAdmin
START
(SysAdmin= the IT guy or gal at work that fixes your computer)
$$
$
$
HELP!
SysAdmin

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Should You Buy Your SysAdmin a Beer?

  • 1. SYSAD SYSADMIN DMIN * Approximately one million of them were on that Windows 98 computer at your parents’ house. ** Salary.com 'Wasting Time at Work' survey and common sense. *** If your SysAdmin doesn’t like beer, then a gadget, sci-fi, video game, or bacon related gift works too... Sponsored by Buy Your a BEER! Have they ever fixed a computer problem for you? Is it the last Friday of July? Do you like the Internet? Do you like getting computer viruses? Great! Mow my lawn for free this weekend? You’re going to screw up eventually. Guess who might bail you out then? What? Not even cat videos? SysAdmins keep you connected at work and can shut off access too! Liar. 64 percent of employees admit to workplace tomfoolery on the daily. You’re weird. Good thing SysAdmins protect data from billions of malware attacks every year. Are you a time traveler? SysAdmins protect you from the 65% of email that is spam. Do you like money? Mark the date. That’s Systems Administrator Appreciation day! YES YES YES NO NO NO NO NO NO NO YES, Happy SysAdmin Day! throw them a party and... YES, and broken servers mean fewer profits. YES, my SysAdmin can probably see the sites I’ve visited... YES, of course, this isn’t 1993 *** Do you need email to do your job? Have you ever goofed off on the Internet while at work? * ** Should you buy your SysAdmin a beer? SysAdmin START (SysAdmin= the IT guy or gal at work that fixes your computer) $$ $ $ HELP! SysAdmin