Ever heard the one about the constipated accountant? Check out the funniest toilet jokes here – All of which are clean!

1. The Funniest Toilet Jokes
Ever Told

2. 1. Toilet paper: What a rip off.

3. 2. Did you hear about the
constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget.

4. 3. What do you get if you cross a
bear with a toilet?
Winnie the Pooh.

5. 4. What did Mr. Spock find in
the toilet?
The Captain's log.

6. 5. How many men does it take
to put down a toilet seat?
Who knows - It's never been
done.

7. 6. What do toilets and
anniversaries have in common?
Men ALWAYS miss them.

8. 7. Did you hear the joke about
the toilet?
Never mind, it’s too dirty.

9. 8. What did one toilet say to
the other toilet?
You look flushed.

10. 9. Why was Tigger in the
toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.

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of: The Funniest Toilet Jokes
Ever Told