DATES DATES DATES DATES DATES and robots.

1. So...yeah. Welcome back to Uncanny Valley. Don't mind the eyecandy, he's just here for
show.
This week we're checking up on the remaining Duman siblings. No, nobody died, but if
you've been reading along so far, you know that the eldest sister, Nabila, married the
Founder Heaven and moved out. If you haven't been reading along, you're going to be
fucking lost.

2. When last we left off—whoops! Next.

3. Right. Last week, Kareema made possible running water and energy for the town, also
maxing her logic, as seen here.

4. The chessboard remains the favourite activity in the house—at least among the girls.
Nabila still comes around a lot—I think she misses everybody. They did all grow up
together. It's understandable.

5. Remember this? Pantsless robot making at 3 am: it's fantastic. She basically got this
right at 6 pm.
I'm so proud. /wipes away tear
Anyway, to be honest? I think I mistook the bronze for the gold badge last time. I don't
remember. It's been forever.

6. Flattering.
Also, why are you doing that, you have goddamn leftovers in the fridge.
Argleflargleblargh.

7. On the way out to take out the trash, something makes his stomach turn. Is it the garbage,
or the neighbor?
No, it's totally her. Sadly, he doesn't have much in the way of pickings here, so....

8. She thinks he's pretty fly, though.
From here on out it's mostly going to be the Let's Watch Ibrahim Mack On All the
Questionably Attractive Townies episode, with brief interludes for Kareema Keeps Hogging
the Robotics Bench Hour.

9. Eventually, Nabila wanders back down the road again, with a tag-along in the form of
one of the elderly folks who wander around sometimes now.

10. Chess. Again with the chess.
Ibrahim: That's a nice sweater.
Nabila: I've had this sweater for years.
Ibrahim: Well, it looks good on you.
Nabila: Thank you....You're sure you're feeling okay?
Ibrahim: Yeah, I'm fine. Hot blooded, you know.
Nabila: ...Okay then.
:1

11. Walkby no. 2. Don't expect me to remember all of their names, because I just don't give
a shit. They're all just aspiration point fodder anyway.
Despite the midriff top, he doesn't seem very interested, does he?
<Hank Hill> That boy ain't right. </Hank Hill>

12. Desperation getting the better of him, he tries chatting up the jogger. This time, she's
the one who seems uninterested.
Maybe she just doesn't like body hair? Or tattoos? Who knows.

13. Then THIS chick strolls by.
...Again with the midriff tops. EA, you have a serious problem.

14. Walkby #5 interrupts to express concerns about the recently build power station. I
guess she lives up in a hermit hole in the hills or something. Who knows where
townies come from. They spring fully-formed from the ground, after all.
Like dwarves.

15. OK, please excuse me while I
laugh. You barely know him, lady.
Although I guess I shouldn't be
surprised; after all they have the
fabled Three Bolts.
For the non-players in the
audience, 3 lightning bolt symbols
indicates a very strong chemistry
between two Sims. Two bolts is
average chemistry, and one is
mild. No bolts means no
chemistry, and a bolt with a red X
over it is—you guessed it—
negative.
A relationship between a couple
with negative chemistry is one
that is very nearly doomed to
failure.

16. Seven daily relationship points, people.
She must be another Romance Sim.

17. His conquest not long over, Ibrahim Duman rapidly moves on to his next target.
(Hmyes, chat up all the questionably attractive single women.)

18. And again...

19. And again.

20. This is like, twice in one day. It's a wonder he bothers to put on clothes.

21. Despite the cold weather, he spots this well known townie walking around in a
sundress. Certainly keeps the Girls perky, I suppose.

22. Sandy Bruty. Number 10. She seems just as interested in him.
We'll save her for later.

24. One of her brother's conquests offers to introduce Kareema to a friend of hers. Sadly,
he's a tourist, not her type, and they have no chemistry, so I sent him on his way again.
How the hell he walked all the way back to the vacation destination limbo is beyond me.
It's also not my problem.

25. Surely you can find something better to do than to stargaze at this hour.
Or just stand out there in the chill in your jimjams, I don't care. I'll just laugh when your
sister has to break out the hair dryer to unfreeze your ass.

26. Oh look, the ren faire's in town.
“Excuse me, are you in a play?” —I swear to god, if any of you get that without looking
it up, I'm going to have to send you cookies. Actual, physical cookies.

27. Speaking of frostbite, this poor lady looks like she's already been hit by it.

28. SINCE I FIGURE that it's kinda boring for Ibrahim to be getting all these dates and not
Kareema, I 'port in a bunch of townies I made and have her Scope the Room. There's
at least a couple hits, and I like them all.

29. Sadly, Kareema has a way with men that's about on par with Eyulf's way with women
and... it doesn't go so well.

30. Not all that well at all, actually. Which is a shame, because these two would make
beautiful children.

31. Banquet TV dinners: Now with 85% more glitter! With New: SALT!!

32. He does this nearly every night now.
I know what you're asking: did I deliberately replace their cheap, old telescope with this
one, cloned off of the expensive telescope with the hopes of getting Ibrahim abducted and
impregnated by aliens? PISH TOSH!
....Okay maybe. Don't you judge me.

33. Having kept in touch by phone, Kareema has, however, made a fast friend of Count
Noir Film Reject here, and invited him over one night. Naturally, he brings Esperanza.
The two of them spend the night gossiping on old housemates.

34. And uh...Well, that's forward of you.

35. Johan's just glad to have someone else to talk movies with.

37. Curious enough to ask about her people's home constellation, I guess. It's a night
full of forwardness.

38. Which is apparently an aphrodisiac.
Protip, guys: if you want to make it good with Kareema, ask her to explain something to
you.

39. It works really well.

40. REALLY well.
...I hadn't noticed it before, but from this angle, Johan has shades of Ripp Grunt. I don't
think I did that on purpose?

41. Haha, no comment.
Also no fertilisation, in case you were wondering.

42. /Evil giggling.

43. NO. IBRAHIM, GET OUT OF THAT BED. STOP, DAMMIT. I don't care if it IS your bed,
get out of it.

44. In the morning, Midriff Girl returns, and makes for easy prey.

45. Ibrahim: /Cheesy one-liner
Midriff Girl: /Inane giggling

46. Kareema: Hi, chick who's making out with my brother on the couch! I'm just going to go
somewhere very far away from the living room now and pretend you don't exist!

47. See that garbage bag? That USED to be a bed. Rassinfrassin stray dogs.
After this, I locked the doors to pets.

48. Walkby # 10.

49. Verdict: not difficult.

50. Redhead McCreepyeyes: When's my turn?
Soon, darling, soon. Wait your turn.

51. Strutting out to meet someone? Must be someone important.

52. ...Oh.
.../evil cackling
THIS, ladies, gentlemen and all persons in between, is one of my custom lady townies,
a blonde Romance Sim that I can't quite recall the name of at the moment. I'll look it up
later.

53. Kareema needed a boost to her Social, so I send her over to have a chat.

54. And they get on like peas and carrots!

55. That's the same “You're got something on your shirt” trick she got from her FWB back
when they first met, by the way. Probably learned it off of him.
I break them up so it doesn't come to blows. That can wait until next week.

56. Kareema: So, you're here for the booty, huh?
Blonde: Yep. Soon as he's done with the Bruty here.
Kareema: Well, don't stay too long, cause we're not going to feed you.
Ibrahim: BOTH OF YOU. GET. OUT.

57. Besides, it's time for her to head off to her first day of experimenting on herself! I
haven't got the pic, but this time she really DOES have that gold Robotics badge. Yet
another thing I'm going to have to get later.

58. With his sister out of the picture, Ibrahim feels free to woo this lovely young thing.

60. Let's send this one off for the week. Ibrahim certainly seemed to enjoy it, and I sincerely
hope you did too.
Next Friday we're back with the Citizens, where some very unusual happenings have
occurred. OK no, that's a lie. It's pretty obvious what's happened. In fact, you probably
figured it out already.
...I'm going to go make more popcorn. See yas!