1. TALES OF 89 WEST UNION
Written by
Tyler Dawley
PILOT
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2. EXT. PORCH - DAY
Two college students sit in raggedy chairs on the porch of
their house.
JERRY
What a great weekend man
JERRY and EDDIE bump fists.
EDDIE
Dude. Every bad decision that could
have taken place, took its fucking
place.
Jerry lets out a sigh and leans to the side.
JERRY (V.O.)
I can’t believe you slept with Fat
Jenny.
Jerry smiles at Eddie.
EDDIE
Jer, did you see that girl I
brought back!? Holy cleavage. Not
only up top, but also a little butt
cleavage. I dig it.
JERRY
Yeah, I saw her. She’s been over a
lot lately, huh?
Eddie laughs lightly.
EDDIE
Oh yeah. Do you blame me?
JERRY
Actually, yes. I do blame you. She
almost fell through our living room
floor. I was worried about
structural damage!
Eddie’s smile quickly turns to a confused look.
EDDIE
Psh, she wasn’t THAT big dude. Take
it easy.

3. 2.
EDDIE (V.O.)
Shit, now that I think about it, I
DID have to push the futon up
against the bed so we could both
fit.
Eddie brushes off his inner voice and smiles at Eddie again.
JERRY
At least have some class and think
about the danger you’re putting us
through.
JERRY (V.O.)
I’m tired of waking up every
morning with an empty box of
Toaster Strudels.
EDDIE
Dude don’t worry. I think she is
the one.
Jerry is caught back by Eddie’s confidence.
JERRY (V.O.)
What the fuck did you just say?!
JERRY
What the fuck did you just say?!
EDDIE
Jennie has opened my world.
Sexually. Actually, only sexually.
She has opened my world sexually.
Jerry practically throws up in his mouth.
EDDIE (CONT’D)
We’ve even been talking about
inviting another girl in for a
threesome.
A mischievous look crawls onto Eddie’s face.
JERRY (V.O.)
You can’t call it a threesome just
because Jennie weighs as much as
two girls.
JERRY
Wow dude! You guys can cuddle up
and eat donuts and rub chocolate
fudge all over each other and talk
about not working out!

4. 3.
EDDIE
Sounds like you’re a little
jealous?
JERRY (V.O.)
A chocolate fudge donut snuggle-
fest does sound life-changing...
JERRY
Psh. Yeah right.