DeskCenter IT Management Software Solutions. IT Management is no Joke! Take a look at some IT humor.

1. By Deone Williams
IT & System Management Solutions
www.deskcenter.com
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2. Starring…
Danny. He is the IT Director. His responsibilities include managing
computers, software, licenses, assets, patches etc. and ensuring that
the IT infrastructure is secure and running smoothly. He also oversees
any technical support for the help desk division that maintains and
troubleshoots problems. Danny is also responsible for stroking his boss'
ego and for making important decisions that his superiors may be
unable to make!
Vicky Pell. She works at DeskCenter USA. She is responsible for assuring
all your IT issues will be resolved with their award winning software
solutions. She is generally over the top and goes above and beyond.
Vicky is a role model at DeskCenter and it is even rumored that she might
have a secret identity tied to mysterious “Software Girl”.
Hank Klein. He is the big shot. The proverbial big whale. He runs the
company with an iron fist. He expects big profit and efficiency and
loves when the job gets done. He is stern but he is fair. Mr. Klein knows
what he is doing, or rather he knows people who know what they are
doing! Hank is not a happy person when there are an IT problems.

3. DeskCenter understands companies’ need to be more effective and decrease costs to be
competitive and successful. It is why they have developed an affordable IT Solution for
businesses of all sizes and all industries. Their award winning software provides control
and manageability for the entire IT infrastructure. These solutions are immediately
productive and greatly reduces operational costs.

4. It’s easy to go with the most commonly used software but lets face it, being part of the
crowd for your IT solution will only leave you frustrated and feeling lifeless against on-going
IT problems. DeskCenter provides a unique solution with a fast installation and is
immediately productive; operating from a single data base and central dashboard.
DeskCenter’s solutions will eliminate repetitive IT tasks, complex issues and control your
entire IT infrastructure effectively. Be up and running in 2 – 3 days and start living again!
Don’t Get Caught Up In The Crowd with Commonly Used Expensive Solutions

5. DeskCenter manages hardware, assets, licenses, users and workstations in an easy,
fast and secure away. Deploy, patch, inventory, and generate reports and Helpdesk
tickets easily for your entire IT environment and bring your network back to life. As
a matter of fact you can control your whole network from a laptop anywhere and
even schedule patches and deploy software on off hours.

6. Danny is able to meet all his IT needs, especially Hank’s demanding requirements with an
affordable package from DeskCenter. DeskCenter is already reducing Danny’s budget costs
and saving time. Danny can’t thank Vicky enough for being patient, answering all his
questions and supplying him with the perfect solution which resolved all his problems and
exceeded his expectations. Danny is secretly hoping that some of the money he saved his
company will find it’s way into his bonus.

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Deone Williams | Account Manager
Valerie Pesce | Client Services
Jacqueline Muratore | Client services
DeskCenter USA Inc. l www.deskcenter.com
Phone 516 442-1508 l info@deskcenterusa.com
309 West Park Ave l Long Beach, NY 11561