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1. A Free Family Resource Courtesy Of Ron Westphal — Your Friend In The Car Business
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like yours for years and you know I’ll do it for you.
So here’s my promise…If I can’t help you get the car of
your dreams, I will buy you a big fat steak dinner from
Blackstone Restaurant!
This Month Famous Mis-Quotations
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Get Expert Automotive Financing Answers &
Solutions For Free. Call Me Now At 630-898-9630 In History “Billions and billions.” Carl Sa-
gan never said this, and he even
said this statement. One of his
many biographers, Parson
explained that he never said it in Weems, made up the quote in
04 - 1957 - Smith-Corona
INSIDE THIS ISSUE Manufacturing Inc., of New
the first chapter of his book, the 1800s.
which, incidentally, was ti-
York, began selling portable tled Billions & Billions: "Oh, I said "Pride comes before a fall.”
• Famous Mis-Quotes
electric typewriters. The there are maybe 100 billion gal- Well, if you're quoting the
• B Batteries Disappear axies and 10 billion trillion stars. Beatles, that's right. But if you're
first machine weighed 19
• Getting to Know You pounds. It's hard to talk about the Cosmos quoting the Bible, the saying is,
• Interesting Facts without using big numbers...But I "Pride goeth before destruction,
• Pizza Dip 13 - 1542 - Catherine never said 'billions and billions.' and an haughty spirit before a
For one thing, it's too imprecise." fall."
• Brain Teasers Howard was executed for
The quote actually originated
adultery. She was the fifth from Johnny Carson's impression Harry Truman may have popular-
wife of England's King of Sagan. ized the saying "The Buck Stops
Henry VIII. Here," but he definitely didn't in-
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1) KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? ORANGE. OR APPLE?
You have three boxes of fruit. One contains just apples, one contains
in an airplane. his journey (Paul Revere's Ride), friend who saw the sign on the
though. desk of a prison warden in Okla-
23 - 1905 - The Rotary Club homa.
you to read it. Ahhh...now you’ll see my just oranges, and one contains a mixture of both. Each box is labeled "Houston, we have a prob-
selfish motivation. was founded in Chicago, IL,
-- one says "apples," one says "oranges," and one says "apples and lem." Not quite, not quite. When "Play it again, Sam" is probably
oranges." However, it is known that none of the boxes are labeled by Attorney Paul Harris
In order to win the $100 Visa Gift things went awry on Apollo 13, the best known quote from the
Card, you have to answer the question correctly. How can you label the boxes correctly if you are only and three others. Fred Haise started with, "OK, film Casablanca (1942) starring
below. I’ve hidden the answer some- allowed to take and look at just one piece of fruit from just one of the Houston," and was then inter- Humphrey Bogart. The problem
boxes? 27 - 1997 - In Ireland,
where in the contents of these four rupted by Jim Lovell with, "I be- is that it's a misquote. The actual
pages. divorce became legal. lieve we've had a problem line is: "Play it once, Sam, for old
2) BOTTLED UP here," followed by "Houston, times' sake," delivered by Ingrid
Then when you are looking to buy a 28 - 1979 - Mr. Ed, the
vehicle or know someone who is, you’ll we've had a problem. We've had Bergman.
If you put a coin in an empty bottle and insert a cork into the neck of talking horse a main B bus undervolt."
remember this newsletter and hopefully
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ANY ‘B’ BATTERIES? 1) Take a piece of fruit from the You Never Knew Established in 1977 moted to General Manager about
box marked "apples and oranges." Do you know of someone who is looking for a Ron Westphal started in the car 12 years ago, Ron Westphal is
Around the time of World War I, quality pre-owned vehicle or wants to upgrade business as a mechanic at a local still very much involved in our
Suppose the fruit you take is an their current vehicle?
American battery manufacturers, apple. Then that box must be the Oldsmobile dealership, then daily operations. Dan's business
the War Industries Board, and a Even if they have little money to put down or transferred to sales and became philosophy coincides with the
box containing just apples. There- they’ve had trouble qualifying in the past… I can
few government agencies got to- successful enough to purchase owner, Ron Westphal. They both
fore, the box marked "oranges" help them! Send them my way. They’ll be glad
gether to develop some nationally you did and so will you! Here’s why… and operate his own Suburu believe that providing exceptional
can't be the box containing just ap-
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dealership. In 1977 he opened a customer service is the key to
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As battery technology changed and lobster wasn't exactly a delicacy. It the consumer as a car dealer that advises ployee Dan Schwebke was pro-
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