1. In which we meet the
unhappy couple and
the first six children
are vomited into the
world to terrorize me
forever more.

2. Hello one and all to
my sad attempt at a
26 pregnancy
challenge. In the style
of MythMil and
DeBunny, I will be
attempting at a mix
of population
explosion and 10 kid
challenge.
Yeah, I was bored
and wanted to try it
out.
Here are the couple,
just graduated from
college and ready to
go.

3. Name: Regina Emery
Havar
Aspiration:
Knowledge
Secondary
Aspiration: Family
Turn Ons: Red
hair/Glasses
Turn Off: Fat
Personality: Aquarius
(4,4,4,7,6)
Hobby: Nature
Regina comes with
gold badges in
Toymaking and
Robot...ery and a
silver badge in
Gardening. She has
high points in most
skills and max
enthusiasm in both
tinkering and arts and
crafts.

4. Name: Klaus
DeMarco
Aspiration:
Knowledge
Secondary
Aspiration: Family
Turn Ons:
Blonde/Make Up
Turn Off: Smell
Personality: Virgo
(9,2,6,3,5)
Hobby: Science
Klaus comes with
gold badges in
Gardening, Sewing
and Flower
Arranging and all
skills maxed byt
Mechanical, which
has two empty spots.
He also looks slightly
Japanese, which is an
unexpected perk.
While I did make
him, I payed very
little attention.

5. Klaus and Regina are
quick to get married
after four years at
college engaged. The
only witness is the
vampiric paperboy.
'I vant to deliver your
paper. Ah ah ah.'
Nice.
Why is the paperboy
a vampire, I hear you
ask. Well, the Pyre
family of my legacy
"The 'Pyre
Chronicles" just
moved into this
neighbourhood, and
have been biting
everyone they can.
This was the work of
the teenage hottie,
Angel.

6. Hey guys!
'I hate you!'
You would Regina.
Luckily, her husband
is nicer to me. They
both get to finding
jobs for their LTWs.
Klaus wants to
become Education
Minster and Regina
wants to be a World
Class Ballet Dancer.
Don't we all?
'Are you still here?'
I hope that you have
quads every time you
give birth!

7. 'MONEY!!'
It seems that we've
found a way to keep
Regina happy. She is
a faux Knowledge
sim. Her wants are
more like that of a
Pleasure sim and she
rolls wants to buy
stuff like a Fortune
sim. Never wants to
skill, hence the
gaping gap between
her skills and Klaus's.
Anyways, along with
their base money and
the money made from
selling most of the
crap they made/grew
in college, we can
afford a mighty
fine...box house.

8. The newly weds
waste no time
conceiving baby
number uno.
'Go away!'
'Umm...please can we
have some
privacy...Alice...pleas
e?'
For you Klaus, not
Regina. Meanie!
P.S. First try! Klaus
has got some great
swimmers in his tank.

9. What's up Genie?
'Genie?'
Do you prefer Reg?
'Genie is fine. And I
feel all cranky and
moody and irate.'
Same as always then.
'Oh, yeah. But that
doesn't explain my
sudden desire for
chocolate covered
mushroom ravioli in
custard.'
BABIES!1!!!one!

10. 'And one day my
family will be so big
it will take over the
whole world!'
Way to aim small
there, Klaus. I love
the talk to plant
option. Even as we
are being judged to
get into the Garden
Club, Klaus
continues to sell
propaganda to the
oranges.
We got in, but no
wishing well. *pout*
ALICE WANTS A
WISHING WELL!

11. Having fun being fat,
pregnant and useless?
'Why is that strange
lady playing my
piano?'
Because you never
do. And it's Klaus's
piano.
'I sense many
pointless arguments
between us.'
Indeed. I cannot wait
until I move my
simself into the
neighbourhood.

12. *squeal* Best.
Townie. Ever.
Elf Ears.
Smexy hair.
Off beat clothing.
Pouting lips.
And his name is
SETH! Excuse me
while I fall into a
quivering heap on the
floor. Finally, a half
decent townie has
been generated in my
game!

13. Promotions mean
friend making. I
really am no good at
friend making. I can
get a sim 20 lovers or
50 woo hoos, but
when it comes to
making friends
without flirting,
kissing, hugging and
woo hooing, I suck. I
tend to just have my
sims meet a load of
people and then have
a phone calling
marathon, fuelled by
Red Bull.

14. Oh, I guess this little
guy deserves an
introduction. This is
Genie and Klaus's
college pet,
Reepicheep. He's
named after my
recently deceased
guinea pig, who was
named after the
mouse from Narnia.
Somehow, he hasn't
died yet, but let's see
if he's still here at the
end of the challenge.
If so, I will call it a
success.

15. 'My gorgeous and
well toned body, she
is ruined!'
Bwa ha ha ha! This
is the start of a
downward spiral for
you, Reg my dear.

16. 'Yeah, listen. I need
someone whacked.
Uh huh. She's...well,
she lives Beyond The
Glass Screen. No, I'm
not pulling your leg.
Yes, I want Alice
killed. Hey, don't take
that tone with me, sir.
I was told that you
were the way to go if
I wanted someone
dead. Oh, well go
woo hoo yourself!'
Regina, darling, why
are you trying to have
me killed?
'*looks pointedly at
stomach* Hmmm...'
Oh. Right.

17. 'KLAUS! You
cannot make me
laugh like that!'
'Why? Oh no, did I
hurt the baby? Shall
I drive you to the
hospital?'
'No, but I may pee
myself!'
Nice. Way to give
your overly kind
husband a heart
attack Genie.

18. There's something
missing from this
picture...

19. Much better.
'Grr.'
Was that meant to
scare me Genie?

20. Woot! Klaus maxed
all his skills, bringing
in a huge aspiration
bonus. If only it had
been a LTW.
'I know. It's a shame.'
Now, start making
more friends so that
we can get you
promoted to your
actual LTW.

21. 'AHHHHH! Where's
Klaus?'
Gardening.
'Well, can you ask
him to come here?
The baby is
coming!'
I could, but you
tried to have me
killed, so I won't.
'AHHHHH!!!!!'

22. WTF?
Oh, I accidentally
downloaded
genticised skins
again. Just a
moment...

23. ...much better. Here
he is, baby number 1,
Admes. Green eye
like Regina, red hair
like Klaus and
skintone 2. He is
named after a
vamipre in one of
Jennifer Rardin's
books. They're a
good read if, like me,
you are obsessed by
vampires,
necromancy and
various other undead
type things.
P.S. I have the
triplets and quads
hack and to make this
all interesting, I have
each on 25%. Bwa ha
ha ha! I'm evil to
myself.

24. The happy couple
waste no time on
making another
batch of kidlets.
First time again.
Woot!

25. You okay Genie?
'*barf* I hate you for
doing this to me!
*gurgle splash*'
Sure sure. You love it
really.

26. BIRFDAY TIEM!!!
Yeah, expect a lot of
this and don't expect
me to ever come up
with interesting or
witty captions.

27. Post makeover.
He's pretty cute. I
have to admit, it
took time for him to
grow on me. Klaus
and Regina's
genetics look a little
odd on toddlers, but
they grow up cute.
Honest. At the
moment his
cheekbones are a
little bit crazy.

28. Klaus gets right to
teaching Admes his
toddler skills.
'He's a clever kid, my
boy. But...why is he
glowing?'
Magic, my dear
Klaus. Magic.

29. Nice.
'What the hell are you
making me do this?'
It's Friday.
'You say that as
though it explains
everything!'
It does. Every Friday
we have a nice family
portrait like this.
Klaus and Admes
don't seem to mind.
'They are morons.
Now let me go and
waste everyone's time
with a sucsession of
500 point wants that
will dirve you
insane.'
Have I mentioned
how much I hate you
recently, Reg?
'DON'T. CALL. ME.
THAT!!!'
Whatever, Reg.
'RARGGGG!'

30. Step away from the
baby!
'What? Alice, he is
my son and all.'
'Awice? Who's da
weird lady?'
Point proven. This
is the first time she's
been near Admes
since...birth.

31. If this isn't quads I'll
eat my hat. Look at
that belly. No way is
that one kid.
DUDE!!
'I'm like a whale with
feet.'
I've always thought
that.

32. I'm not mean. I
really wasn't paying
attention when I
placed the
xylophone. I didn't
mean to have
Admes permanatly
in the corner.
Oh wells. I could fix
it, but I won't.

33. 'WHY WON'T
YOU ANAL
PROBE ME?'
Nice. I want aliens,
as I like aliens. But
they are refusing to
come and get little
Klaus. Annoying.

34. MOAR BABIES!!!!
Yes, plural. Okay,
let's see if I can get
this right.

35. First is a boy,
named Brian. He
has skin tone 4,
blonde hair and
green eyes, making
him a clone of
Regina. He is named
after Brian from The
Dresden Dolls, one
of my favourite
bands.

36. Another boy, this one
is called Benjamin,
but will be known
from here on as
Bennie. He has skin
tone 1, green eyes
and red hair (IRISH
CHARM!!!) and is
named after the band
Breaking Benjamin,
who are awesome.

37. A girl this time,
named Bellatrix,
after Bellatrix
Lestrange from
Harry Potter. She
has skin tone 4, blue
eyes and blonde
hair. From now on
she shall be known
as Trixie, for a
reason that will
become quickly
apparent.

38. And last is another
girl, this one named
Beatrix (see why I
needed a nickname
for Bellatrix?), but
will now we known
as Beetroot. She has
skintone 3, green
eyes and red hair, and
is named after
Beatrix Potter.

39. 'So, there's still
room for one more
kid.'
Yes, no time is
wasted after the
birth of the quads.
They're dumped in a
room filled with
snapdragons and
baby C is made.

40. YAY!
*snore*

41. Ummm....random
Curious brother,
please put Trixie
down.
'She was dirty and
now she isn't. I do
good.'
Creepy. GENIE!
Come and save the
baby!

42. I don't have a good
picture of Admes's
face, but trust me,
he's cute!
I get him straight to
skilling. I wants
points!
'But-'
POINTS!

43. 'Again?'
Many, many times
again.
Bwa ha ha ha!

44. '*sigh*'
Klaus?
'...'
Klaus?
'Why is he staring at
me like that?'
'I love you.'
Yeah, Klaus follows
Genie about like a
lost puppy, while she
acts as though she
doesn't even know
what a nice point is.
They are an odd
couple.

45. What is it?
'SNOWDAY!!!!'
Cool. Now, go skill.
'Darn. I'd rather go
to school.'
Whatever.

46. Creativity.
In the style of Myth
Mil and DeBunny, I
will be putting
tidbits of info here.
It took a while to
decide what to
chose, but I think it's
a good one. See,
people are generally
ignorant when it
comes to my
homeland of Britain.
Especially
Americans. No
offence, you're a
lovely race of
people, but I've been
asked one too many
times if I have lunch
with the queen or
how come I don't
live in London
because that's all
there is.
Information put here
will be taken from
the book "England:
1000 Things You
Need To Know" by
Nicholas Hobbes.
Good book, great
read.

47. FOUR BIRFDAYS.
I'll just show you
the little tykes post
makeover.

48. Trixie. All say
awww.

49. Beetroot. Again,
aww.

50. *faints*
My favourite so far,
Brian. He's so darn
cute.

51. And Bennie. He
looks a bit like an
alien at the moment,
which is why you
will see no shots of
him head on.

52. Trixie is fast to start
making friends.
'I'm a princess and
everyone will do as
I say.'
Cuteness. Now go
and skill!

53. 'Why the hell are you
making me do this?'
Because I knew that
it would piss you off.
'I. Hate. You.'

54. Toddler skilling time.
I won't bore you with
it.

55. Nawwww.
While Trixie has ten
nice points, it's
Beetroot that acts
like she does. She's
so nice to everyone,
even Bennie the
outcast.
'Love Bennie!'
'What is love?'

56. DID I SAY YOU
COULD SMUSTLE?
SKILLING NOW!

57. 'But...Alice...I've
forgotten what fun is.'
I don't care. The
faster you skill the
faster you will be
able to have fun
again.
'*sigh* Yes ma'am.'

58. Logic.
The population of
England was, in the
2001 census,
49,138,831.
23,922,144 were men
and 25,216,687 were
female.
Bwa ha ha ha!
Women rule this little
island!

59. Mechanical.
England is 50,363
square miles
(130,439 square
metres). The highest
point is Scafell Pike,
at 3,210ft and the
lowest point on land
is Holme Fen,
Cambridgeshire at
9ft below sea level!
Told you it was tiny.

60. 'AHH! Twin wives
having babies!'
No, Klaus. It's a
mirror. Just one
wife.
'Phew.'
'I. WILL. KILL.
YOU. ALL!!!!'

61. Baby girl C, named
Carrie after Carrie
Underwood.
Skintone 3, blue
eyes and blonde
hair. Cuteness.
Now, lock her in the
snapdragon room
and get skilling.
SKILLING!!!!

62. To aid the skilling,
Klaus whips out this
doobrie-ma-thing
and makes it
Autumn again. Not
Fall. Autumn. All
the languages the
Sims is translated
into, why not
English?
IT'S AUTUMN!!!
NOT FALL!!!!
In case you didn't
know, I'm English.

63. Charisma.
The furthest place
from the sea in
England is Coton in
the Elms (nice
name, isn't it? Very
English),
Derbyshire, which is
72 miles away from
the big blue. The
traditional
geographic centre is
Meriden in
Warwickshire.
However, the
Ordnance Survey's
Gravitational
Method Of Mapping
gives the title to
Fenny Drayton in
Leicestershire, as it
includes the nation's
small islands.
Yeah, there are
islands smaller than
England.
Unbelievable.

64. Cooking.
The highest recorded
temperature in
England was 38.5
degrees C (101.3
degrees F) in Kent on
10 August 2003 and
the coldest
temperature was
-26.1 degrees C (-15
degrees F), in
Shropshire on Jan
10th 1982.
Unless you live in
Antartica, never
complain that your
home is cold. You
don't know cold until
you live here. That
highest temp was a
fluke that has never
happened since.

65. Logic.
Our principal crops
are wheat, barley,
potatoes, sugar beet
and oilseed rape.
Natural resources
include coal,
petroleum, natural
gas (farmers and all,
they can't help it),
tin, limestone, iron
ore, salt, clay, chalk,
gypsum, lead and
silica.
If only it was gold.
That would be
awesome.

66. Body.
We have a 99%
literacy rate, though
you wouldn't know
it talking to the
"hoodies" I live
near. However, the
low intelligence of
my locals may be
linked to the 81% of
the population that
own mobile phones.

67. Cleaning.
Our national motto
is "Dieu et mon
droit" ("God and my
right") though most
real English people
will tell you that it
actually is "I'm not
racist, but...".
And that's that then.
Admes, feel free to
act like a child.
'YAY!!!'

68. 'WHEEEEEEEEE!'
Cute kid. We now
have four days of
this before he turns
teen and stops
lagging up the lot.
I'm not cruel or
callous. I just want
to get the job done.

69. Creativity.
The four corners of
England are:
Most northerly
point: Marshall
Meadows,
Northumberland
Most southerly
point: Lizard Point,
Cornwall
Most easterly point:
Lowestoft Ness,
Suffolk
Most westerly point:
Land's End,
Cornwall

70. BEES!!
Bored, I sent Klaus
and Admes hiking,
and they bring back
a swarm of bees!
LOL!
'Quick son! Grab
my plumbob! We'll
float away!!'

71. Logic.
The word "England"
derives from "Land
of the Angles",
referring to the
Germanic tribe from
Angeln that called
England it's home at
some point in the
past. Vikings,
basically. Vikings
named us.

72. Charisma.
"The Heptarchy were
the seven kingdoms
that ruled Anglo-
Saxon England for
three hundred years
until Wessex gained
supremacy around
AD 829:
East Anglia, Essex,
Kent, Mercia,
Northumbria*,
Sussex and Wessex.
*Northumbria was
divided for the most
part into two waring
kingdoms, Deira and
Bernicia."

73. 'Daddy, this being a
kid and having fun
isn't as fun as I
though it would be. I
miss skilling.'
'I know what you
mean.'
*eye roll* Sims.

74. Okay, another quad
birthday. You know
the drill. Post
makeover pics only.

75. The adorable
Beetroot.

76. Trixie grew into her
looks wonderfully.

77. Still handsome, it's
Brian.

78. And Bennie surprised
me by coming out as,
in my opinion, the
cutest kid so far. He
was a weird looking
toddler, but look
now!
'Cheers Alice. Can I
skill now?'
Not quite yet. One
more birthday.

79. Yeah, the whole
family assembles for
Carrie's birthday.
Even Regina, who
was at work for the
other four.
WOOT!

80. Shy little thing, but
so cute. Carrie is a
knock out, and with
ten nice points is
bound to be a little
sweetheart.

81. Here it ends for now.
See you next time for
more nooboo based
"fun".
L-R, B-F it's Klaus,
Carrie, Regina,
Bennie, Admes,
Beetroor, Trixie and
Brian.
Points are as follows:
Dream Dates: 4 (4
points)
Maxed Skills: 11 (33
points)
A+ Report Cards: 1
(0.5 points)
Good Birthday
Count: 5 (5 points)
LTWs: 1 (3 points)
Family Friends: 10 (5
points)
Total : 50.5