This document appears to be celebrating someone named Arunangshu's birthday and chronicling his life experiences over time. It mentions that as a child, Arunangshu fell into a cauldron of the elixir of youth, causing him to never grow old physically. As he got older, he realized he had to act like an adult and grow a moustache. Eventually, he found a girlfriend who realized he was an adult despite his youthful appearance. The document humorously contrasts his behaviors as a student versus after getting a girlfriend, such as spending free time updating her rather than playing. It also suggests his love of non-vegetarian food.

1. Happy Birthday Arunangshu! 15th Oct

2. Once upon a time, in a ‘Neverland’ far far away lived a boy called Peter Pan who refused to grow up! In the modern times, in a land not so far away lives a boy who never grows old!

3. Arunangshu Age: 15 Arunangshu Age: 20 Arunangshu Age: 25 Arunangshu Age: 40 Arunangshu Age: 70 What Mythology says: As a child he fell into a cauldron of the ‘Elixir of Youth’. More than liking him, Girls are jealous of him! Poor chap…

4. Salakoimujhe serious hi nahileta. Sabbachaasamajhtehai. Solution: Moustache

5. YehSahihai. Now I have grown up. Alas the trick didn’t last long. Once a ‘bachaa, always a bachaa’

6. After years of hard work, finally one girl realized that he is an adult. And that’s how his love story started. Before After College vacations: Buy ticket for Kolkata. Head home Term breaks: Buy ticket for Delhi Meet GF (* he didn’t lie to his mummy-papa! Not informing is not lying, right? :P ) Free time: Play, dance, eat, sleep… Free time: Update with latest report to ‘Headquarters’ every hour in his latest heavy duty Nokia

7. Chandra: ChalNath, Marketing ka PPT banana hai. Kal submission hai. Rukyaar, 11 bajgayahai. Hourly report bhejnahai headquarter. Report bhej k aatahun. Sample report to ‘headquarter’ Respected Jaanuuuuuuuuji …. 8:48 a.m.: Woke up. Saw u in my dreams 9:49 a.m.: Jaanumai potty gaya. Aajnahana bunk hai 11:30 a.m.: Jaanumaineaaj DCP kiya class mai..Lunch karnejaarahahun 1:15 p.m.: Main lunch karrahahun. Aajmachhlihai. Tumhariyaadaagayi 3:00 p.m.: Just woke up from sleep. Dreamt about u. 4:00 p.m.: No….err…umm…me and her are just friends. She was kidding when she she spoke between our conversation …. ….

8. But above all there’s one thing he can’t live without Arunangshu at a veg hotel: Bhaiyyayaha chicken miltahai? Waiter: Nahi sir Mutton? Waiter: Nahi sir Egg? Waiter: Nahi sir To Insaanmilega? ???? (will eat everything except veg!) Non Veg! (food only…) Tragedy: Pitching for “No to Non-veg” in Man. Com. presentation. :D :D

9. Thanks for the ultimate hooooshingwhich made me stand whole day! Bachchekijaan le li !!!