Bank Robbery is a funny story and is intended to improve language skills of the students. If it gives you reading pleasure I will be satisfied.

1. Bank Robbery
Babu Appat
Chelembra

2. I WILL TELL YOU A STORY
Story about a
Bank Robbery

3. THE PURPOSE
The purpose of telling this story
is to improve your
Language skills
Narrative Skills
Vocabulary
Comprehensive abilities;
And thus to make you
capable of
communicating effectively

4. Please Read on:
During a robbery the bank robber shouted
to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move.
The money belongs to the State.
Your life belongs to you."

5. Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing
Concept” Changing the
conventional way of thinking.

6. When a lady lay on the table
provocatively,
the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!"

7. This is called
"Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are
trained to do!

8. before Focusin’ ON
ANYTHING
You have to ask a question to yourself
IN WHAT ART
AM I GOOD AT?

9. If you get the right answer
Focus on it
Get trained
And Focus only on it

10. When the bank robbers returned home,
the younger robber (MBA-trained)
told the older robber (who has
only completed Year 6 in primary
school):

11. "Big brother,
let's count how much we
got."

12. The older robber
rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so much
money it will take us a long time to count.
Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much
we robbed from the bank!"

13. This is called "Experience.”
Nowadays, experience is
more important than paper
qualifications!

14. • After the robbers had left, the bank
manager told the bank supervisor to
call the police quickly.

15. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the
bank for ourselves and add it to the $70
million that we have previously
embezzledfrom the bank”.

16. This is called
"Swim with the tide.”
Converting an unfavorable
situation to your advantage!

17. The supervisor says:
"It will be good if there is a robbery
every month."

18. This is called
"Killing Boredom.”
Personal Happiness is more
important than your job.

19. The next day,
the TV news reported
that $100 million
was taken from the bank.

20. The robbers
counted and counted
and counted,
but they could only count $20
million.

21. The robbers were very angry
and complained: "We risked our lives
and only took $20 million.

22. Who’s more Intelligent?
The bank manager took $80 million
with a snap of his fingers.
It looks like it is better to be educated
than to be a thief!"

23. This is called
"Knowledge is worth
as much as gold!"

24. The bank manager was
smiling
and happy because his losses in the
share market are now covered by this
robbery.

25. This is called
"Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take risks!

26. The Question Remains!
Who are the
real robbers?

27. THANK YOU
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