This document provides statistics and advice for safe teen driving. It notes that drivers aged 16-20 are four times more likely to get into an accident than other drivers. The main reasons for accidents among teen drivers are speeding (38% of teen deaths) and drinking and driving (24% of teen deaths). It advises teens to always wear a seatbelt, not drive between 3pm and midnight or on weekends when most accidents occur, not use phones while driving, and to call for a ride if they've been drinking rather than driving under the influence.

1. Driving: A cautionary tale

2. TIME TO DRIVE FRIENDS! This will be: easier more fun more efficient

3. BUT, IS IT SAFE?

4. Fact: drivers between 16 - 20 are FOUR TIMES more likely than other drivers to get in an accident. WHAT THAT MEANS? BAD. VERY, VERY BAD

6. NOT FUNNY! The car accident death rate for teen male drivers and passengers is more than one and a half times that of female teen drivers Hmm, I wonder where all the boys went…

7. So much to live for… First Tattoo Fist bump the pres Water Mountaineering College Wearing the pokewalker or tying it to a cat

8. Why all these accidents? Is there a god? Does it seem like we’re WAY off topic here? If there is a god, what does he/she have against teen boys? Do pigs have souls?

9. Reasons 38% of teen deaths involved speeding 24% of teen deaths involved been drinking and driving. Don't do that. Doh.

10. Don’t go out! More than half of teen car deaths occurred between 3 p.m. and midnight, and 54% occurred on weekends. It’s not that bad being a hermit.

11. Safety Tip: Mom! There’s nothing to do! Stay at home wearing helmet, gloves, knee protection, and Lysol during those hours. This is a perfect opportunity to learn to knit, honey!

12. Seatbelts. BUT…If you must go out… Be like these smooth guys, and buckle up. Every. Single. Time.

13. Don’t text while driving. Bring a land line with you so you won’t be tempted. Ben, help me carry this thing! It weighs a ton!

14. Call me if you’ve been drinking. I will come get you anywhere, any time, no questions asked. Ever. No lectures later, nothing. * *(Maybe just one brief powerpoint. But that’s it.)

15. Drive as if your life depended on it!

16. The end of another awkward parental lecture By me.