First draft of "Stick Person"

1. Stick
Person
by Sri
Taylor

2. One day in Stick
Person’s house, Stick
Person was watching
eyestickness news.
“Hello, people of
Stickville. I’m your
host Gorden Guy,” said

3. Gorden Guy. “There is
a monkey stranded on
an island.”
“OMG!” yelled Stick
Person. “I’m gonna
save that monkey if it’s
the last thing I do!”
Stick Person ran out

4. the back door. He was
going to Stick Shores.
Then he bumped into
one of his friends,
Mack. “Hi, Stick
Person. Whatcha
doing?” Stick Person
didn’t answer he was
too busy trying to save
the poor, stranded

5. monkey’s life. “Okay,
see ya later then,” said
Mack, walking to his
apartment with his
head down.
Stick Person got to
Stick Shores. He
jumped in the ocean.
“Here I come

6. monkey!” Stick Person
said.
When he started to
swim, he saw a
Stickback Whale
coming towards him.
The whale opened his
mouth and swallowed
Stick Person! Stick

7. Person was in the
whale’s crowded
stomach. “Boy, this is
a sticky situation I’m
in. Literally!”
exclaimed Stick
Person. Luckily, the

8. whale over-ate and
his blowhole started to
spout!
Stick Person flew in
the air and shot back
in the water. “Thank
goodness.” said Stick
Person, “Now I can go
save that monkey!” He

9. began to swim fast. He
saw a lifeboat in the
distance with no one
riding inside. He
decided to swim up to
it. He climbed on
it.“Where are the
paddle sticks?” asked
Stick Person. He found
the paddle sticks in a

10. clear container on the
deck.
He began to paddle his
way to that island.
He saw the monkey on
the island. “Here I
come monkey!” Stick
Person said.

11. Finally he got to the
island the monkey was
on. “Huzzah!” yelled
Stick Person.
Stick Person saw a tall
sign on the island that
read “THE COCONUT
CLUB”. Huh? The
coconut club? thought

12. Stick Person.
“I thought he was
stranded,” said Stick
Person looking inside
the door, “Cause there
are tons of people here
with him.” So he went
back home.

13. “Maybe I didn’t watch
all of eyestickness
news,” said Stick
Person when he got
home. Stick Person
was right. He didn’t
watch all of
eyestickness news. He
saw that the TV was
still on. “He, he!

14. Sorry, folks I was just
kidding. The monkey
isn’t stranded on an
island.” exclaimed
Gorden guy.
“I’m NEVER going to
listen to eyestickness
news again!” declaired
Stick Person. He went

15. upstairs into his room.
“Tomorrow I’m going
to go to the
eyestickness news
studio and teach
Gorden Guy a lesson!”
said Stick Person
stomping his stick feet
upstairs. He climbed in
his stick bed.

16. The next day in
Stickville Stick Person
put on his stick jacket,
got his knapsack filled
with tools, and left the
house. Stick Person
was going to the
eyestickness news
studio.

17. Stick Person whistled
for a taxi but it didn’t
come. Stick Person got
his stickphone out his
knapsack and dialed
the number: 973-257-
0404. He was calling
his friend, Lulu. Lulu is
a rich ten year old girl
with blond hair,

18. flawless skin, and likes
to boast about how rich
and popular she is.
“Hello?” asked Lulu
from the phone. “Lulu,
can you drop me off at
the eyestickness news
studio?” asked Stick
Person. Lulu said yes
and picked Stick

19. Person up by his house.
She had a big limo.
“Come on! I have to go
home and get my nails
done!” shouted Lulu
out the window. When
Stick Person got
dropped off by Lulu
who was forcing him to
get out the limo, he

20. went through the big
eyestickness news
studio doors.
Stick Person saw Sally
Stock Stick, having a
conversation with
Jennifer Stick Ronadls
with a cup of coffee in
her hands. “Did you

21. see Gorden Guy
anywhere?” asked
Stick Person to Sally
Stock Stick. “He’s
upstairs. By the way,
we don’t allow kids in
the studio,” said Sally.
“Do you know who I
am Sally?” “Never
heard of ya.” “I’m

22. Stick Person the most
famous person in the
world!” “Guards!!”
yelled Sally.
Stick Person ran
upstairs so he wouldn’t
get caught by those
buff guards and found
Gorden Guy.

23. “GORDEN!” screamed
Stick Person. Gorden
jumped in the air.
“You scared me!” said
Gorden Guy. “Did you
come to hurt me?”
“Why would I come
here to hurt you?”
asked Stick Person.
“Well, why are you

24. here?” asked Gorden
Guy. “I’ve come here
to teach you a lesson..”
Stick Person began,
“About what?” asked
Gorden Guy trying to
comb his hair like Elvis
Presley. “About your
jokes. I mean they

25. really stink like my
dad’s socks,”
exclaimed Stick
Person. “Oh, well
before we do that, I
have a few things to
do. And I need lots of
help,” said Gorden.
“Fine,” said Stick
Person, “But what

26. things do you have to
do?” “First, I need you
to fix the wagon my
daughters, Shelly and
Lauren broke,” said
Gorden Guy, “and then
I need you to paint my
walls, and then I need
you to make seven fruit

27. salads.”
“What?! I can’t do all
that stuff on my…”
Stick Person couldn’t
finish his sentence
because he saw Gorden
Guy picking his nose!
YUCK! he thought.

28. “Why are you picking
your nose?”asked Stick
Person
disgusted. “I was
hoping you wouldn’t
notice,” exclaimed
Gorden Guy.

29. “Okay let’s just do
those things later
‘cause I have one
question to ask you….
why did fool around on
the news?” Stick
Person wanted to
know.

30. “When I was a little
stick boy,” said Gorden
Guy, “I wanted to be a
comedian.”
“Whoa. You really
wanted to be one?”
Stick Person asked.
“Yep,” Gorden Guy
said back.

31. “Well…that explains
why you ‘tried’ to be
funny on the news,”
exclaimed Stick
Person.
“So how ‘bout we go
get a jokebook and
start practicing!” said
Gorden Guy.

32. Guy to a field and told
him to practice all the
jokes he knew.
“Knock, knock,”
Gorden Guy
said.
“Who’s there?” Stick
Person said.

33. “Nobody,” said
Gorden Guy.
“Nobody who?” asked
Stick Person.
Gorden Guy didn’t
answer.
Then a girl walked by
and she heard the joke

34. Gorden Guy told Stick
Person.
“I like that joke,” she
said.
Gorden Guy walked
over to Stick Person
and asked, “Who is
she?”

35. “My neighbor,” Stick
Person answered. “Her
name’s Page.”
“Are you having a
show?” Page asked.
“Yeah,” said Stick
Person, “it’s at 8:30.”
Why does Page need to ruin my
life? I hope she isn’t in my next
book. I would be really mad if

36. that happens. I want to move.
Then I won’t see Page
whenever I wake up.
There were red
curtains and a stage in
front of Stick Person
and chairs in the back
of him.
“Hi,” said Page as
more people came.

37. Gorden Guy went
onstage and went
through the curtains.
Stick Person followed.
“Do great,” Stick
Person
said.

38. When Gorden Guy
came backstage he
started to cry tears of
joy.
Stick Person called
Lulu and drove Gorden
Guy home.

39. “We’re here,” Lulu
said as they stopped at
Gorden Guy’s house.
“Bye.”
Lulu dropped Stick
person off at his house.

40. Stick Person opened
the door and went into
his house.
He went in the kitchen
and got himself soda
and went to bed.

41. He dreamed about
Alicia Keys.

42. WHAT HAPPENED
NEXT
Gorden Guy was so proud of
himself that he told jokes

43. everyday on eyestickness news.
After four weeks of listening to
his stupid jokes, he got fired by
his boss, Bob. He got a new
job….a new butler for Lulu. He
sent Stick Person pictures, will
and his to do list about his
horrible job.
Dear Stick Person,

44. I hate it here. I miss Sally
Stock Stick and you. I begging
you SAVE ME!
Here’s what I had to do today:
6:00 PM brush
Lulu’s hair
5:00 PM feed Lulu
7:00 PM drive Lulu
to school
8:oo PM cry…a lot

45. SAVE ME PLEASE!!!
GORDEN GUY’S
WILL
Here is my will. I don’t
really
know how to write a will.
You
know, I don’t even know
what

46. a will is. But I’m writing
one.
I think it might be when
your
dying or something. But
that’s
not happening yet so I’m
just
getting prepared for it cause
ya
never know when you might
die.

47. Well I guess this is the end
of
my will. But before that, I
wanna
say that this is all my X-
boss’s
fault. If he didn’t fire me I
wouldn’t
be here in this big house
with that
little brat. A.K.A Lulu. I’m
dying

48. cause I can’t live here with
Lulu.
She talks to much. So I’m
writing
this will that is about three in a
half pages long.