1. 2014 – 2015 florida panthers p.s. they’re all children
people stopped doing these like ten years ago but
by:
aleksanderbarkov
2. 2014-15 season
• panthers fans rejoiced cause we almost made the playoffs
• most improved team in the nhl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• we won the longest shootout in nhl history lol
• both our goalies died in the same game once
3. our captain (ekblad’s dad)
looks like a dad
• willie mitchell!!!!!
• he’s cool
• they named him captain at this military thing idk i guess it
was neat
• ekblad is his child
• ekblad drives him home when he has too much to drink at
dinner lol
• we all feel bad for his wife cause she has to live with two
hockey players
• hot dad but he’s not a dad i don’t think unless u count ekblad
4. our children
basically the whole team brace yourselves
• aleksander barkov (aka sasha)
• he’s my bab don’t touch him
• sooooo freakign talented and
he’s only nineteen
• lu compared him to datsyuk
:))))))
• he’s finnish but also russian
• have i mentioned i love
• was gonna put two people on
this slide but he’s so important
he gets his own
he’s presh look
him after he wrecks ur team
5. more children
• jonathan huberdeau
• plays with jagr and sasha
• makes me think of scooby
doo cause when he scores
our broadcaster goes ‘huby
dooby doo’
• also really freaking talented
• won calder
• he’s french and i love him
• brandon pirri
• came from the blackhawks
• scores pretty much every
game
• alSO REALLY TALENTED
• has probably sniped ur fav
goalie
• i love him
dem brows
6. moRE children
• vince trocheck (vinny)
• MY BABY
• he’s perfect
• guess what
• he’s REALLY FREAKING
TALENTED
• he’s american so
automatically incredible and
amazing
• most precious
• nick bjugstad
• also american and also
perfect and also rly
talented
• he’s giant he’s like 6’6 i
think
• played for the gophers i
feel like everyone loves
them
• had to have back surgery
this season :(((
• scores the best goals i
swear
• leading scorer this season
and last i feel like???
7. last child
• aaron ekblad
• first pick :)
• last year we #playedbadforekblad and now look at us
• he’s perfect
• so mature like he’s like a 40 year old man trapped in a 19
year old’s body
• everyone loves his hair cause it’s perfect
• everything about him is perfect honestly i like ur face
8. more !!!! young !!! players !!!!!!
erik gudbranson
• hits ppl
• everyone is afraid of him
• also huge like 6’5
• other fans only kno him
cause he’s hot
• i feel like he’s really funny
or atleast he thinks he is
dmitry kulikov
• russian avicii
• dirtiest player in the nhl!!!!
did u see his hit on seguin?
(ryan miller voice) gutless.
gutless piece of shit
• actually harmless and
lovable
• rly underrated i feel like
9. young ppl continued…
alex petrovic
• he’s serbian i think
• i like him idk i don’t kno
much about him but good
player
• he’s hot too
jimmy hayes
• ekblad said he’s the funniest
player on the team idk
• from boston so
automatically cool
• his brother is kevin the
stoner
• 420 hayes it
10. jaromir jagr aka god
• gets his own slide cause he rules everything
• i was at dunkin donuts when i found out we got him
• *wants to be traded to playoff contender* *gets traded to the
panthers* bad luck jaromir
• i think he likes it here tho
• sasha and huberdeau are his kids
• hot dad that isn’t dad but is dad
• i looooooove him
• makes our team 1000x better I feel like this is me
11. others…..
brad boyes
• idk much about him
• actually love him tho
• flies under the radar
• good player
• is a dad
jussi jokinen
• everyone makes puns with
his name
• quiet finn
• great passer
• is supposed to be sasha’s
dad but jagr stole him
12. others continued
dave bolland
• sucks
• 5.5 million dollar man…
tomas kopecky
• has a really cute fam
• nice
• former blackhawk like
everyone else on the team
13. fourth line I guess
• scottie upshall
• hot douche
• he’s rly funny to
me
• weird crush on him
• shawn thornton
• funny as hell
• i hate everyone
who hates him
• weirdly hot
• derek mackenzie
• he’s cool
• boring kinda
• seems likeable
tho
• was gonna play
goalie when our
goalies died
14. ppl I didn’t kno where to put
brian campbell
• probably should be captain
• has never missed a game as
a florida panther
• panthers fans either love
him or hate him
• he has cutest daughter
EVER
• ginge
steven kampfer
• i like the way u say his last
name
• he’s good
• flies under the radar too
15. roberto luongo
• also god
• love of my life
• i love him more than i’ll love my future husband
• i feel like i don’t need to tell you about him cause everyone
knows
• has the twitter
• FUNNY AS HELL
• my dad
• best goalie ever
16. al montoya
• back up goalie but still gets his own slide
• he’s cuban
• HONESTLY ADORABLE
• cuban
• makes the cutest freakign saves
• was the last goalie standing then hurt himself
• brave af stayed in the game hurt :(( secretly made everyone
disappointed cause we wanted to see robb tallas play
• CUBAN
• he had a baby this year he’s a dad :’’’’’’)
