The patient went for a checkup at the Lord's Clinic where various issues were found. Jesus saw that the patient was low in tenderness by taking their blood pressure, and their anxiety level was high according to their temperature. An electrocardiogram revealed the patient needed "love bypasses" as their arteries were blocked by loneliness, leaving their heart empty. The patient was also found to be shortsighted and unable to see beyond others' shortcomings. Jesus provided a free consultation and prescribed natural remedies of daily gratitude, peace, patience, brotherhood, humility and love to improve the patient's condition.

1. I went to the Lord’ Clinic
to have my routine
check-up and I confirmed
I was ill:

2. When Jesus took my blood pressure, He saw
I was low in tenderness.

3. When he read my temperature, the thermometer
registered 40º of anxiety

4. He ran an electrocardiogram and found that I
needed several “love bypasses” since my
arteries were blocked with loneliness and
could not provide for an empty heart.
Me hizo un electrocardiograma y el diagnóstico fue que
necesitaba varios by pases de amor, porque mis arterias
estaban bloqueadas de soledad y no abastecían a mi corazón
vacío.

5. I went to orthopedics, because I could not walk
by my brother’s side and I could not hug my
friends, since I had fractured myself when
tripping with envy.

6. También me
encontró
miopía, ya que
no
He podía found I was shortsighted, since I
also ver
más allá de las
could not see beyond the shortcomings of
cosas
brothers and sisters.
negativas de mi
prójimo.
my

7. When I complained about deafness, the
diagnostic was that I had stopped
listening to Jesus’ voice talking to me on
a daily basis.

8. For all of that, Jesus gave me a
free consultation thanks to his
mercifulness, so my pledge is
to, once I leave this clinic, only
take the natural remedies he
prescribed through his words of
truth:

9. Every morning,
take a full glass of gratitude

10. When getting to work,
take one spoon of peace

11. Every hour,
take one pill of patience, one cup of
brotherhood and one glass of humility

12. When getting home,
take one dose of love

13. When getting to bed,
Take two caplets of clear conscience

14. Do not give in into sadness or desperation
for what you are going through today.
God knows how you feel......
God knows exactly and with perfection
what is being allowed to happen to you in
your life at this precise moment.

15. God’s purpose for you is simply perfect.
He wants to show you things that only you can understand
by living what you are living, and by being in the place you
are now.

16. May God give you...
For every storm, a rainbow,
For every tear, a smile,
For every care, a promise,
And a blessing in each trial.
For every problem life sends,
A faithful friend to share,
For every sigh, a sweet song,
And an answer for each prayer.