10 Reasons Why SaaS is Better Than Romance

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As the most loved (and hated) holiday quickly approaches, you may be asking yourself: what do I do if I don’t have a Valentine’s Day date? Maybe this really bothers you or maybe you already have hot date plans with Netflix and the pizza delivery guy. We’re not here to judge. We’re here to offer a solution. Here is a compilation of all the reasons you should forsake romance for a far better alternative: IT Service Management Software-as-a-Service (SaaS). To learn more about how to benefit from SaaS offerings for IT Service Management, visit http://ibm.co/1yDlaCL

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10 REASONS SAAS
IS BETTERTHAN
ROMANCEROMANCE
February E-Campaign

Love is in the air…. Clouds are in the
airair…..
Hence, Love is in the
CClouds….

Not confident in our math?Not confident in our math?
Do not fear.
Soon you will see Cloud-based SaaS
is your solution this year.

#1: SaaS will never ask you to commit for life.
With SaaS, there is no commitment required.
www.ibmserviceengage.com
With SaaS, there is no commitment required.

#2: SaaS will save you money.
SaaS is easy on the wallet. Romance not so much.
www.ibmserviceengage.com
SaaS is easy on the wallet. Romance not so much.

#3: SaaS leaves plenty of time for friends.
SaaS will never make you forsake your friends.
www.ibmserviceengage.com
y y

#4: SaaS doesn’t get jealous.
SaaS understands there is no ‘I’ in TEAM.
www.ibmserviceengage.com

#5: SaaS won’t nag you.
With SaaS, it’s a nag-free zone.
www.ibmserviceengage.com

#6: SaaS loves your pick-up lines.
SaaS wants all the compliments.
www.ibmserviceengage.com
p

#7: SaaS is impartial to cute furry animals.
SaaS won’t force you to get a pet, though they do make good
i
www.ibmserviceengage.com
companions.

#8: SaaS won’t get upset if you work too much.
Working long hours is totally acceptable, though not required.
www.ibmserviceengage.com

#9: SaaS respects your personal life.
Text all your deepest secrets SaaS will never tell
www.ibmserviceengage.com
Text all your deepest secrets. SaaS will never tell.

#10: SaaS will never let itself go.
SaaS seeks continuous improvement & upgrades are part of the package.
www.ibmserviceengage.com

Since we just met, visit
www.ibmserviceengage.com
for a thorough background check.
With Love,
SaaS

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1. 10 REASONS SAAS IS BETTERTHAN ROMANCEROMANCE February E-Campaign

2. Love is in the air…. Clouds are in the airair….. Hence, Love is in the CClouds….

3. Not confident in our math?Not confident in our math? Do not fear. Soon you will see Cloud-based SaaS is your solution this year.

4. #1: SaaS will never ask you to commit for life. With SaaS, there is no commitment required. www.ibmserviceengage.com With SaaS, there is no commitment required.

5. #2: SaaS will save you money. SaaS is easy on the wallet. Romance not so much. www.ibmserviceengage.com SaaS is easy on the wallet. Romance not so much.

6. #3: SaaS leaves plenty of time for friends. SaaS will never make you forsake your friends. www.ibmserviceengage.com y y

7. #4: SaaS doesn’t get jealous. SaaS understands there is no ‘I’ in TEAM. www.ibmserviceengage.com

8. #5: SaaS won’t nag you. With SaaS, it’s a nag-free zone. www.ibmserviceengage.com

9. #6: SaaS loves your pick-up lines. SaaS wants all the compliments. www.ibmserviceengage.com p

10. #7: SaaS is impartial to cute furry animals. SaaS won’t force you to get a pet, though they do make good i www.ibmserviceengage.com companions.

11. #8: SaaS won’t get upset if you work too much. Working long hours is totally acceptable, though not required. www.ibmserviceengage.com

12. #9: SaaS respects your personal life. Text all your deepest secrets SaaS will never tell www.ibmserviceengage.com Text all your deepest secrets. SaaS will never tell.

13. #10: SaaS will never let itself go. SaaS seeks continuous improvement & upgrades are part of the package. www.ibmserviceengage.com

14. Since we just met, visit www.ibmserviceengage.com for a thorough background check. With Love, SaaS

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