ENTERTAINMENT WOMEN

1. A PRESENTATION FROM DENIS

2. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE FOUR PETS IN HER LIFE, A MINK IN HER CLOSET, A JAGUAR IN HER GARAGE, A TIGER IN HER BED, AND A JACKASS WHO PAYS FOR EVERYTHING. PARIS HILTON.

3. UNLESS THEY WIN ALONG WITH IT THE UTMOSTPASSION OF HER HEART. NATHANIEL HAWRHORNE LET MEN TREMBLE TO WIN THE HAND OF WOMAN

4. YOU WON’T REGRET THE MEN YOU NEVER KILLED, BUT YOU WILL REGRET THE WOMEN YOU PASSED UP. BERNARD CORNWELL

5. NO MATTER WHAT A WOMAN LOOKS LIKE, IF SHE’S CONFIDENT SHE’S SEXY. PARIS HILTON

6. WOMEN’S EYES HAVE PIERCED MORE HEARTS THAN EVER DID THE BULLETS OF WAR. WILLIAM SCOTT DOWNEY

7. A WOMAN CALLS IT GIVING YOU A PIECE OF HER MIND, BUT OUR EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN THAT SHE GENERALLY WINDS UP GIVING YOU THE WHOLE DAD-BURNED THING. ROBERT ELLIOT GONZALES

8. WOMEN ARE SELDOM SILENT. THEIR BEAUTY IS FOREVER SPEAKING FOR THEM. PHILIP MOELLER.

9. A SENSIBLE WOMAN CAN NEVER BE HAPPY WITH A FOOL. GEORGE WASHINGTON

10. A WOMAN IS RARELY UP TO DATE WITH HER AGE. ROBERT ELLIOT GONZALES

11. MARRIAGE IS A BRIBE TO MAKE A HOUSEKEEPER THINK SHE’S A HOUSEHOLDER. THORNTON WILDER

12. A BRIDE AT HER SECOND MARRIAGE DOES NOT WEAR A VEIL. SHE WANTS TO SEE WHAT SHE IS GETTING. HELEN ROWLAND

13. AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN WHO READS THE MARRIAGE CONTRACT AND THEN GOES INTO IT, DESERVES ALL THE CONSEQUENCES. ISADORA DUNCAN

14. FOR ONE TO ADMIRE A WOMAN MERELY FOR HER BEAUTY, IS TO LOVE THE BUILDING FOR ITS EXTERIOR; BUT TO LOVE ONE FOR THE GREATNESS OF HER SOUL, IS TO APPRECIATE THE TENEMENT FOR ITS INTRINSIC VALUE. WILLIAM SCOTT DOWNEY

15. IT IS SAID A WOMAN IS A FRIEND, LOVER & MOTHER AND HOW BORING IT WOULD BE A WORLD WITHOUT WOMAN. BUT BEWARE “HEAVEN HATH NO RAGE LIKE A LOVE TO HATRED TURNED, NOR HELL A FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED”.