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Don’t be a douche; get advice from friends, and tell them what you are going to do so you feel like an asshole if you don’t do it.  Which you probably won’t, who are we kidding here…
Get over yourself asshole; your  idea isn’t that good.  And even if it is (which it isn’t) it’s not the idea, it’s the execution.
OK shit for brains; just got to page “3” of your lame ass Google search… see someone is making a product for condoms/iPhone covers.  It doesn’t make a difference if someone else is doing it, just do it better.
You are a sad little troll; obviously you never learned to play with others.  You can’t do it all by yourself, and why would you want to.  You may be half as rich (not!), but you’ll be 10 times more likely to be successful.
Grow a sac you freaking woos; yesterday you were telling everyone that this was your million dollar idea, and now you say it’s no good.  Just because your loser cousin who still lives with his mother and rents porno every night says it’s a bad idea, does not mean you throw in the towel.
“ Fuck you, that’s my name; You know why mister, cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an 80 thousand dollar BMW, that’s my name”.  If you think someone else will sell your shitty ass product while you don’t,  you are an even bigger douche than I thought before.  No one do will do right, what you are not willing to do for yourself.
Get off your ass lazy bitch; I’m tired of hearing all your great ideas, do something.  Draw a mock up, sell a service, make a call, take a shower.  Just start doing stuff and don’t try so hard to figure out the perfect way to start your business.  You’re going to screw up anyway, you might as well start screwing up now.
How stupid are you; what, some rich daddy warbucks is going to give your lame ass a million dollars because you have a good idea.  There is reward for RISK.  No risk no reward.  Get some extra credit cards, work an extra job, hold up a convenience store… but put in your own money.  Maybe after that some dupe will throw some cash your way.
Don’t play a martyr dipface; you’re not going to be any good at it.  For some reason (unbeknownst to me) some people actually consider you a friend and like you.  You’d be surprised what people are willing to do, they like to give back and help others; you just have to stop being a pansy and ask.
So look, I know I have been kind of hard on you.  But, you REALLY CAN do this.  But no one will ever have more belief in you, or give you more credit than you are willing to give yourself.  Just think of all the douche, lame ass, pansies that already did this.  Believe in yourself, and your idea, and success will follow.

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10 Mistakes People Make Before Starting A New Business

  • 1. Don’t be a douche; get advice from friends, and tell them what you are going to do so you feel like an asshole if you don’t do it. Which you probably won’t, who are we kidding here…
  • 2. Get over yourself asshole; your idea isn’t that good. And even if it is (which it isn’t) it’s not the idea, it’s the execution.
  • 3. OK shit for brains; just got to page “3” of your lame ass Google search… see someone is making a product for condoms/iPhone covers. It doesn’t make a difference if someone else is doing it, just do it better.
  • 4. You are a sad little troll; obviously you never learned to play with others. You can’t do it all by yourself, and why would you want to. You may be half as rich (not!), but you’ll be 10 times more likely to be successful.
  • 5. Grow a sac you freaking woos; yesterday you were telling everyone that this was your million dollar idea, and now you say it’s no good. Just because your loser cousin who still lives with his mother and rents porno every night says it’s a bad idea, does not mean you throw in the towel.
  • 6. “ Fuck you, that’s my name; You know why mister, cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an 80 thousand dollar BMW, that’s my name”. If you think someone else will sell your shitty ass product while you don’t, you are an even bigger douche than I thought before. No one do will do right, what you are not willing to do for yourself.
  • 7. Get off your ass lazy bitch; I’m tired of hearing all your great ideas, do something. Draw a mock up, sell a service, make a call, take a shower. Just start doing stuff and don’t try so hard to figure out the perfect way to start your business. You’re going to screw up anyway, you might as well start screwing up now.
  • 8. How stupid are you; what, some rich daddy warbucks is going to give your lame ass a million dollars because you have a good idea. There is reward for RISK. No risk no reward. Get some extra credit cards, work an extra job, hold up a convenience store… but put in your own money. Maybe after that some dupe will throw some cash your way.
  • 9. Don’t play a martyr dipface; you’re not going to be any good at it. For some reason (unbeknownst to me) some people actually consider you a friend and like you. You’d be surprised what people are willing to do, they like to give back and help others; you just have to stop being a pansy and ask.
  • 10. So look, I know I have been kind of hard on you. But, you REALLY CAN do this. But no one will ever have more belief in you, or give you more credit than you are willing to give yourself. Just think of all the douche, lame ass, pansies that already did this. Believe in yourself, and your idea, and success will follow.