A comparative analysis of Shirts and Snakes. By Creevus. Also embedded over <a href="http://extraface.vox.com/library/post/shirts-vs-snakes.html">here</a>.

1. At What Price Shirts? The Ins and Outs of the Shirt Industry and Why People are Afraid of Snakes

4. History of the Shirt Back in olden times, people did not have shirts and there were probably a lot of snakes around. After a while people got tired of seeing chests and stuff so they invented shirts and everyone thought it was awesome. Years later, variations on the shirt were created and people seemed happy. Only now, with technology and science to aid us, do we know how to mass produce these things so that there can be more than five in the world at once. Some shirts have novelty slogans on them about Federal Breast Inspectors or puns about drugs.

7. Snakes never wear shirts! Check it out! Do you get it now?