There has always been only one Neil Keegan. That is, of course, until now!!!

1. The Keegan Konundrum!

2. Is this…
a) Neil’s long lost twin?
b) An Imposter?
c) Neil Himself?

3. Bullshit!
He looks
nothing like
you Keegz!
(…but notice his left hand…)

4. Du Cidre?
Clue #1…
That’s not cider
he’s drinking…

5. Diet?
Clue #2…
They’re not chicken
dippers either…

6. Festivals?
Clue #3…
Keegan did always
like the odd
festival…
(Is that his piss or innocent apple
juice?)

7. Engineering?
Clue #4
He talks about the
Titanic…a lot!
(May not be Sarah he is with.)

8. History?
Clue #5
He watches The
History Channel
…a lot!

9. Married?
Clue #6…
Allegedly to Sarah…