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What is height of Secrecy?

Offering blank visiting cards.

What is height of laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on
a morning walk

What is height of Craziness?

Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

What is height of
Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to
recollect when you saw him / her
last.

What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole
of a glass door.

What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and
a half ticket.

What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath
on the road.

What is height of De-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.

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