Many people in Portland are involved in technology start-ups or other potential money making opportunities. One problem PDXers face is that their sense of community involvement often forces them to partake in non-moneymaking side projects that distract them from the steps necessary to build a billion dollar corporation capable of properly achieving world domination. Using my wealth of experiences with efforts such as SPARK, ORBlogs.org and Engage The Gorge, I will present some creative ways in which I have catastrophically destroyed community-based efforts. Learning from my successes, you will finally be able to ditch that pesky time sink and focus your full attention on your plans for world domination.

1. World Domination and You!
How to creatively destroy pesky,
non-moneymaking community efforts
A Motivational Process in 137 steps
John (The Mettadore) Metta,
CEO of WorDomInd, Inc.

2. Step 1: Buy My Book, Dammit!
Learn about WorDomInd!
●
Lots of Graphs & Charts!
●
Comes with Microsoft
●
Domination (oem edition)
Lots of Charts & Graphs!
●

3. Step 1: Buy My Book, Dammit!
Learn about WorDomInd!
●
Lots of Graphs & Charts!
●
Comes with Microsoft
●
Domination (oem edition)
Lots of Charts & Graphs!
●

4. Portland, we have a problem.
Lots of smart people
●
Most of them are
●
stupid
Misguided sense of
●
purpose
Can I just ask what the hell this is?

5. Portland, we have a problem.
Wasting time by
●
“Helping people”
Too chicken to say
●
“Screw you!”
Some are just big fat
●
cry babies
I mean, is it some kind of maze?

6. Save the World (by Dominating It)
Intuitively Obvious
●
Nice People Suck
●
Rampant Greed FTW!
●
Why the hell would they put it on a slide?

7. Save the World (by Dominating It)
Intuitively Obvious
●
Nice People Suck
●
Rampant Greed FTW!
●
Why the hell would they put it on a slide?

8. GRMFWKLSNAXP!

9. GRMFWKLSNAXP!

10. Tell me, John,
Tell me about GRMFWKLSNAXP!
TANSTAAFL, BABY!
➲
Buy the book, Dammit!
➲
Learn the 137 step program
➲
Okay, maybe I'll tell you “a little baby bit”
➲
There it is again! It was gone in the last slide!

11. Tell me, John,
Tell me about GRMFWKLSNAXP!
TANSTAAFL, BABY!
➲
Buy the book, Dammit!
➲
Learn the 137 step program
➲
Okay, maybe I'll tell you “a little baby bit”
➲
There it is again! It was gone in the last slide!

12. 3 From GRMFWKLSNAXP
Greed (If you don't make money, you don't
➲
make any money!)
Role Model (No more flyin' solo!)
➲
Men-- Yes, men! Because women get stuff
➲
done!
Mind you, this is a stock image, I didn't make it.

13. 3 From GRMFWKLSNAXP
Greed (If you don't make money, you don't
➲
make any money!)
Role Model (No more flyin' solo!)
➲
Men-- Yes, men! Because women get stuff
➲
done!
Mind you, this is a stock image, I didn't make it.

14. Not This Chick!!
Mother Teresa?
➲
Wasted time helping
➲
people
A Woman (got stuff done)
➲
Is there some importance to mazes in corporate life?

15. You want to be a Dick
Like maybe it's supposed to be an analogy?

16. You want to be a Dick
Like maybe it's supposed to be an analogy?

17. A Few Moronic Men
Getting stuff done?
➲
WWDD?
➲
Shoot him in the face
➲
Or is it a simile? I always confuse those two.

18. A Few Moronic Men
Getting stuff done?
➲
WWDD?
➲
Shoot him in the face
➲
Or is it a simile? I always confuse those two.

19. The Big Finish
Lots of smart people, but nice people suck
➲
Wasting time smelling poor people's feet?
➲
Buy my book! Right Now!
➲
Think GRMFWKLSNAXP!
➲
Shoot doers in the face with a shotgun
➲
Rule the world!
➲
I had to write a simile once in English class.
Something about life being like a box of chocolates. Wait, is that metaphor?

20. How to creatively destroy those
pesky non-money making community
based efforts
John Metta
http://positorio.us
@Mettadore on Twitter and Identi.ca
mettadore@positorio.us
3rd left turn after the 4th right turn if you enter from the SE side of this maze of a city (that's a simile, right?)