Project Manager 7 Sins 7 Jokes 7 Riddles
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Seven Sins, Seven Jokes, and Seven Riddles is a collection of the best phrases in the project management life. The riddles are taken from the book Math Puzzles for MBAs by Igor Kokcharov. The book features a collection of challenging math puzzles that people with masters of business administration degrees, project managers, and entrepreneurs encounter in real life. The book includes the following topics: Business (Scope), Money (Cost), Time (Scheduling), Risk, and People (Project Resources).
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Project Manager 7 Sins 7 Jokes 7 Riddles
- 1. © Igor Kokcharov PROJECT MANAGER - 7 Deadly Sins 7 Awesome Jokes 7 Everyday Riddles
- 2. Poor Communication 1 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Deadly Sins
- 3. Agreement to do impossible 2 © Igor Kokcharov IMPOSSIBLE Seven Deadly Sins
- 4. Believing boss’ promises. 3 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Deadly Sins
- 5. Not the value for customer.4 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Deadly Sins A blind focus on the budget, delay, and spec.
- 6. Mistaking half-baked project conception 5 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Deadly Sins
- 7. Over ambition Taking on too much at once6 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Deadly Sins
- 8. Dishonesty Concealing facts from the stakeholders and team.7 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Deadly Sins
- 9. Specific Measurable Attainable Relevant Time-bound en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMART_criteria Be S.M.A.R.T.Do Better: Seven Deadly Sins
- 10. 1 © Igor Kokcharov 20% of people do 80% of the work. Seven Jokes 80% of the people think that they are these 20%.
- 11. 2 © Igor Kokcharov Gantt or Can’t Seven Jokes
- 12. 3 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Jokes
- 13. 4 © Igor Kokcharov When the project plan is finished, throw it away; now you know what to do. Seven Jokes
- 14. 5 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Jokes The project manager is always at the wrong end of the shooting range.
- 15. Walking a mile in customers shoes helps to correctly develop an exit strategy. 6 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Jokes
- 16. 7 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Jokes
- 17. Enjoy More: Join Group «Humor in Project Management» @ LinkedIn Awesome Jokes
- 18. Anna, Brett, Cindy, and Daniel work on a project. Together, A, B, and C can complete it in 6 days. Together, B, C, and D can complete it in 7 days. Together, C, D, and A can complete it in 8 days. Together, D, A, and B can complete it in 9 days. Who is the best performer? Cindy1 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Riddles
- 19. John posses 52% of a aero- space business and the rest belongs to Bill. They take Al into partnership so that the three partners have an equal interest in the business. How do John and Bill split Craig’s money? 56:442 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Riddles
- 20. 183 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Riddles We want to merge 4 companies into one big company. How many ways are there to merge? You may merge only 2 companies at once.
- 21. Three managers are in Freiburg, Berne, and Davos. They charter helicopters for a meeting. Where should they meet so that the sum of the distances they fly to that city is minimized? Bern4 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Riddles Freiburg Zurich Davos Lucerne Basel Bern
- 22. 255 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Riddles A manager pays John $80 for each customer feedback and fines him $20 for each input that does not include the phrase “completely satisfied”. This month, John received $1500 as a result of 50 customers’ responses. How many responses include the magic words?
- 23. Brett, Cindy, and Daniel launched a 100-day project each. Brett completed it on time. Cindy completed her project 10 days later than Brett. Daniel completed his project 10 days later than Cindy. How many days was Daniel late? 19days6 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Riddles
- 24. You have a 1/5 probability of wining $100,000,000 and 4/5 probability of loosing $20,000,000? What is the most likely amount of money you will earn after 10 projects? $40,000,0007 © Igor Kokcharov Seven Riddles
- 25. Igor Kokcharov « Math Puzzles for MBAs» iBook for iPad Read More: Click To Preview the book Everyday Riddles https://itunes.apple.com/book/math-puzzles-for-mbas/id566823183?mt=11
- 26. Specific Measurable Attainable Relevant Time-bound en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMART_criteria Be S.M.A.R.T.Do Better: Seven Deadly Sins
- 27. Enjoy More: Join Group «Humor in Project Management» @ LinkedIn Awesome Jokes
- 28. Igor Kokcharov « Math Puzzles for MBAs» iBook for iPad Read More: Click To Preview the book Everyday Riddles https://itunes.apple.com/book/math-puzzles-for-mbas/id566823183?mt=11