1. What I Know About Hannibal the TV
Show (as taught to me by tumblr)
By someone who has never seen the show and only ever
watched Silence of the Lambs that one time

2. This is Hannibal

He's the main
character
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He eats rude
people
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He's a
psychiatrist
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He eats his
patients I think
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Or anyone who
gets too nosy
about his lifestyle
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I think he has a
daughter???

He likes
dudes/Clarice
(but she comes
in later)

3. This is Will Graham
SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM
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Will is one of Hannibal's patients
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Something something “my design”

He's unstable somehow
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And having wet dreams or idk
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Apparently attracted to Hannibal
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And Abigail or someone but she
turned him down because unstable
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There's a stag involved??
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He's supposed to be tracking down
the Chesapeake Ripper (aka:
Hannibal) but he's not doing so
good
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Loves dogs like woah
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Has problems as evidenced by
messed up clock he drew for
Hanni

4. This is Abigail Hobbs
Hannibal's daughter???
We just don't know.
At least her dad doesn't feed her people???????

5. Morpheus
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Yeah, he shows up at one point
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There are a lot of pictures of him
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I think he gets eaten, for being rude, natch
← See? Proof!

6. WATCH OUT WILL
stag's gonna getcha
swiggity swag
what's with
the stag?

7. touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I want to feel dirty
thrill me chill me fulfill me
creature of the night

8. IN CONCLUSION

Hannibal seems to be about a serial killer with a crush
on an unstable patient of his and there happens to be
a bunch of puns about eating people especially while
eating the people.
I just want to know how this dude ^
...becomes THIS dude ^

9. Also Hugh Dancy was once the prince
from Ella Enchanted and that fact is
hilarious to me for some reason
lookit his little vest!

10. Also Hugh Dancy was once the prince
from Ella Enchanted and that fact is
hilarious to me for some reason
lookit his little vest!