2. Estaremos siempre al lado del gobierno....porque si vamos adelante nos coge y si vamos detrás nos caga. We will always be alongside the Government because if we walk In front of them they will screw us and if we walk behind them they will crap on us.
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4. Basta ya de realidades, queremos promesas Enough of reality we want promises .
5. El país estaba al borde del abismo y con Chávez hemos dado un paso al frente. The country was on the verge of the hell and with Chavez we took one step forward.
6. La deuda que le estoy dejando al país no es externa, es eterna. Chávez. The debt that I am leaving the country is not “External” it is “Eternal”. Chavez.
7. Las inundaciones no se producen porque los ríos crecen, sino porque el país se hunde. The inundations are not produced because the rivers are rising but because the country is sinking.
8. Algunos nacen con suerte, otros en Venezuela Some people are born lucky, others are born in Venezuela.
9. Prohibido robar, el gobierno no admite competencia Stealing is prohibited, this Government does not allow free competition.
10. Las putas al poder, porque con los hijos, no nos fue bien. Give power to the prostitutes Because, With their children, We did not do so well.
11. Este gobierno es como un bikini, nadie sabe como se sostiene pero todos quieren que se caiga. This Government is like a bikini No one knows how it stays up But Everyone wants it to fall down.
12. Venezuela es una granja cerrada por falta de huevos. Venezuela is a Farm. Closed for lack of Eggs (balls).
13. Nota Importante de Microsoft Corporation : EL QUE NO REENVIE ESTE MENSAJE EL SISTEMA ASUMIRA QUE USTED ES CHAVISTA Y SE COMENZARA A FORMATEAR SU PC. Todo aquel que reciba la presente comunicación tiene una obligación por la defensa de la Ética. La misma consiste en retransmitirlo a 10 amigos. Por favor te rogamos no romper la cadena, ya que cosas terribles sucederían a Venezuela, como que Chávez sea reelegido Everyone who receives this communication has a moral obligation in defense of, “ethics”, to re-transmit it to 10 friends. Please do not break this chain because terrible things could happen to Venezuela. For instance, Chavez could be re-elected. Important notice from: Microsoft Corporation: IF YOU DO NOT RE-TRANSMIT THIS, IT WILL BE ASSUMED THAT YOU ARE IN FAVOUR OF CHAVEZ AND YOUR PC’s HARD DRIVE WILL BE FORMATTED.
