Why my next boss should be a COWBOY. He will educate us , train us, make us feel safe... We are not just ordinary cattle ... we are individuals that need education and guidance.

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INNOVATION LESSONS
MY NEXT BOSS
SHOULD BE A
COWBOY

2. IN THIS TIME OF CRISIS…
MY NEXT BOSS SHOULD BE
AN INNOVATION WARRIOR
AND ACT LIKE A…
COWBOY

3. Not the beer cobwoy…
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Neither the country singer

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But a cattle manager

6. BECAUSE….
HE TREATS
EVERYONE THE
SAME

7. AND MY FARMER,
HE SENDS
PEOPLE TO
SCHOOL

8. SO
TO LEARN THE THINGS…
NOBODY CARES OF…

9. LIKE
PYTHAGORE :
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10. THINGS
HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU
USE THIS AFTER
GRADUATION ?

11. So MY FUTURE BOSS SHOULD KNOW….
ZERO !

12. THINGS
HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU
USE :
John has 5 apples and gives 1
to Mary and splits the rest
with his brother…

13. MY FUTURE BOSS SHOULD KNOW….
How many JOHN’S DID
YOU MEET THAT HAD 5
APPLES ?

14. DO YOU REMEMBER….
A train goes from A to B with
a speed of x Miles/h while at
the same time, a truck leaves
B to go to A at a speed of y
Miles/h.

15. WHILE IN REAL LIFE…
You know the truck will get
stuck in a traffic jam and the
trains will have its regular
delay…

16. SO…
THEY LEARN
YOU TO BE
AVERAGE

17. IN THE CLASSROOM
• IT IS THE TEACHER THAT SPEAKS
–You just have to listen
• YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT THE TEACHER
SAYS
–No creativity, no self-initiative…

18. THEN YOUR COUNTRY …
SENDS YOU TO
MILITARY
SERVICE

19. WHERE
YOU ARE
AGAIN
TREATED AS
CATTLE

20. FOR THE FIRST TIME …. YOU
HAVE TO LEARN FROM
TEACHERS THAT ARE EVEN
MORE STUPID THAN YOU
ARE !

21. AND YOU LEARN…
HOW MUCH YOU ARE WORTH:
Exactly your daily salary…
Roughly… 75 € / 60 $

22. WHERE
THEN YOU
ENTER THE
JOB MARKET…

23. IF YOU WERE THE BEST
STUDENT IN COLLEGE…
YOU NOW FILL THE LINE
OF 1000 UNEMPLOYED
OVERSKILLED BEEFS …

24. IF YOU WERE A BAD
STUDENT… IN A CLASS …
YOU FIND YOURSELF ON A
LOWSY MARKET THAT
DOESN’T WANT LOWSY
CATTLE …

25. SO…
YOU BETTER
BE AVERAGE
TO GET A JOB

26. BEING PART OF THE
CATTLE IS NICE

27. THEN…
YOU GET
YOUR FIRST
JOB …

28. My farmer
BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE
YOUNG… THEY DON’T GIVE
YOU THE JOB YOU WANTED…
THEY SAY YOU MISS
EXPERIENCE.

29. IF YOU WANT TO STAY
LISTEN TO THE BOSS
DON’T SPEAK
DON’T TRY TO BE CREATIVE
HE’S YOUR TEACHER

30. AT THE AGE OF 30…
YOU GET
MARIED…
(LIKE ALL OTHERS)

31. BEING PART OF THE
CATTLE IS NICE

32. AT THE AGE OF 35…
YOU GET YOUR
PROMOTION…
(OR NOT)

33. AND YOU ARE THE MANAGER…
BECAUSE YOU CAN MANAGE
CATTLE…
NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE
CREATIVE OR GOOD…

34. AND YOU LEARN…
YOU STILL DO A JOB THAT IS
UNSUITABLE FOR YOUR
QUALITIES AND CAPACITIES…

35. JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE
THE OLDEST BEEF NOW…
ABLE TO MONITOR CATTLE

36. AT THE AGE OF 40
YOU GOT
BYPASSED

37. SO MY FUTURE BOSS HAS TO…
YOU ARE CONSIDERED AS
BEING TO OLD
YOU GIVE BAD MILK…

38. ????
I DIDN’T EVEN
KNEW I WAS
GIVING MILK !

39. AT THE AGE OF 45
YOU HAVE TO
TAKE YOUR
RETREAT

40. AT THE AGE OF 65
WHY ?

41. At the age of 50
YOU ARE OUT…
WHY ? I LOVED
BEING CATTLE… SO
WHY CAN’T I STAY ?

42. WHILE
THEY SAY YOU
YOU ARE NOT
CREATIVE…

43. WOW…
THEY THOUGHT ME MY
WHOLE LIVE TO BE
AVERAGE

44. WOW…
TO DO LIKE THE OTHERS
AND BE PART OF THE
CATTLE

45. AND NOW I AM
DEAD…
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WHILE

46. WAITING TO GET BURRIED
LIKE ALL OTHER CATTLE…

47. I SUDDENLY DON’T
KNOW IF MY NEXT
BOSS SHOULD BE
A COWBOY …

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SO MY NEW BOSS SHOULD
DEFINITELY BE A FARMER

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IN MY LATEST
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