corporateworld

1. Corporate world
Survival of the fittest

2. Two guys were hiking through the jungle

3. Suddenly they spotted a tiger

4. The Tiger looked very hungry and very fast.

5. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike shoes.

6. Changes his shoes.

7. His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going
to make you run faster than that tiger?"

8. Any guesses for the answer???

9. The answer is:
"I don't have to run faster than that tiger, his friend
replied. "I just have to run faster than you."

10. If this was your answer then:
Welcome to
the corporate world!

11. Every morning in the jungles of Africa a gazelle wakes up and realizes that
if it is to survive the day it must outrun the fastest cheetah.
Every morning in the jungles of Africa a cheetah wakes up and knows that
if it is to eat today it must outrun the slowest gazelle.

12. Africa is not very different from the corporate world
So it doesn't matter whether you a cheetah or a gazelle.
When the sun comes up you have better be ready to run!!!