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Hammering Lessons From an Un-Handy Volunteer
- 1. if I had a hammer, it would look like this.
- 4. up to this point in my life i’ve managed quite well without a toolbox
- 5. When you’re an un-handy woman,
you too will find that thumb tacks And Adhesive hooks can work wonders.
- 8. i showed up at the build site, bright eyed and bushy tailed.
ready to build a house.
- 9. i imagined it would be just like making and decorating gingerbread houses.
I w hoping to be in charge of lining the roof with gumdrops.
as
- 10. one look at the height of the ladder
climb up to the roof, killed that dream.
Fast.
- 12. i quickl found out that the ground crew name is deceptive.
y
there reall is no standing on the ground.
y
- 16. at first my hammering w comparable to chicken pecks.
as
Peck, Peck, Peck.
- 18. i w then introduced to the hammer sWING.
as
pull her back.
and let her rip.
- 19. my hammering then took on a rhythm:
swing.
miss.
swing.
miss.
swing.
miss.
swing.
hit.
swing.
miss.
swing.
miss.
swing.
miss.
swing.
hit.
swing.
miss.
swing.
miss.
swing.
miss.
swing.
hit.
- 21. and what seemed like hours later,
(after more than a few thumb casualties)
i had nailed the entire insulation panel to the wall.
- 22. i proudl ga a little fist pump in celebration
y ve
a smile creeping onto my face.
- 23. as the build leader w alked by and sa my w
w all.
she frowned and shook her head.
- 24. not up and down with the thumbs up approv i w expecting
al as
- 26. she quickl confirmed my growing fear as she marched over to the w
y all
and tore down my hours worth of work in a matter of minutes.
- 29. side note:
(twenty-five years old and still can’t find the hammer in this highlights hidden pictures)
- 30. i w the little chicken the could.
as
i nailed my second wall up like the best of ‘em.
- 31. and I ha a callus to prove it.
ve
best trophy ever.