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The story of the roller derby.
- 2. they ha good hair, but not much else.
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(if you’re a sk8er boi, ignore that comment above. call me!)
- 3. on the other hand,
i went to my first roller derby
this weekend.
and met some sk8er girls.
- 4. and no, drew barrymore w not there.
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(I know, I know, part of me thought she’d be there too.)
- 8. remember what it w like when we were kids and
as
we hung out at the roller rink?
(side note: remember when roller rinks existed?!)
- 12. missile america.
peter pansy.
primp daddy.
sheeza brickhouse.
carmen getsome.
hard cora.
- 15. she w the most intimidating girl i’ve ever seen.
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(well aside from that girl in the ring. but they kind of look alike, don’t you think?)
- 16. i think maybe i’ll put on a few more coats of eyeliner
this week and see if I can imitate her cold stare.
- 17. but i don’t think my mom would approve of tattoo sleeves.
so alas, i’ll probabl just look like a tired raccoon.
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- 18. I suppose most of us book nerds
don’t grow up to be roller derby girls.