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“ HEY” + GOALIE.getName() + “!”; “ YOU’RE A:” “ YOU’RE NOT A:” “ YOU’RE A:” “ YOU’RE NOT A:” “ YOU’RE A:” “ YOU’RE NOT A:” “ YOU’RE A:” “ YOU’RE NOT A:” “ YOU JUST SUCK” “ YOU JUST SUCK” “ YOU JUST SUCK” “ YOU JUST SUCK”
“ READY?! GOAL COUNT!” “ WE WANT MORE GOALS!” For (GOAL : GOALS){  println(i + “!”); i++;} Extend GOALS.len() fingers Extend index finger at opposing goalie While (j < 5) { println(“IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!”); j++;} While (k< 9) { println(“SIEVE!”); k++;}
“ READY?! GOAL COUNT!” “ WE WANT MORE GOALS!” For (GOAL : GOALS){  println(i + “!”); i++;} Extend GOALS.len() fingers Extend index finger at opposing goalie While (j < 5) { println(“IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!”); j++;} While (k< 9) { println(“SIEVE!”); k++;}
“ UGLY PARENTS!” “ UGLY PARENTS!” “ UGLY PARENTS!” “ UGLY PARENTS!”
 
 
 
 
 
A MASSIVE STRING OF OBSCENTIY
Ready?
“ C-YA, CHUMP, D***, WUSS, D*****-B**, A******, P****, CHEATER, B****, W****, S***,  C**********!”

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Christopher Read--Mind that act

  • 1. WARNING! WARNING! AFTER DARK
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  • 9. “ HEY” + GOALIE.getName() + “!”; “ YOU’RE A:” “ YOU’RE NOT A:” “ YOU’RE A:” “ YOU’RE NOT A:” “ YOU’RE A:” “ YOU’RE NOT A:” “ YOU’RE A:” “ YOU’RE NOT A:” “ YOU JUST SUCK” “ YOU JUST SUCK” “ YOU JUST SUCK” “ YOU JUST SUCK”
  • 10. “ READY?! GOAL COUNT!” “ WE WANT MORE GOALS!” For (GOAL : GOALS){ println(i + “!”); i++;} Extend GOALS.len() fingers Extend index finger at opposing goalie While (j < 5) { println(“IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!”); j++;} While (k< 9) { println(“SIEVE!”); k++;}
  • 11. “ READY?! GOAL COUNT!” “ WE WANT MORE GOALS!” For (GOAL : GOALS){ println(i + “!”); i++;} Extend GOALS.len() fingers Extend index finger at opposing goalie While (j < 5) { println(“IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!”); j++;} While (k< 9) { println(“SIEVE!”); k++;}
  • 12. “ UGLY PARENTS!” “ UGLY PARENTS!” “ UGLY PARENTS!” “ UGLY PARENTS!”
  • 13.  
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  • 15.  
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  • 18. A MASSIVE STRING OF OBSCENTIY
  • 20. “ C-YA, CHUMP, D***, WUSS, D*****-B**, A******, P****, CHEATER, B****, W****, S***, C**********!”