The document provides a list of suggested tweet topics and cautions about oversharing on Twitter, including:
- Tweet about pets, kids, social life, vacations, or causes but avoid bragging or bathroom details
- Keep tweets positive by discussing passions and providing traffic updates
- Humorous tweets were included but the document warns to think before posting, though drunk tweets can be entertaining
20. Holy shit! A talking muffin! Man, it’s hot in here! Jessica Petersen @kittygutz Marci Vasic @iamicram
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[Introduce ourselves and say approximately how many followers we have]We’re going to chat with you about how to tweet about your social life and amass followers who care.
Why tweet about your personal life?There are 11.5 million twitter accounts. These are owned by people who find your life entertaining because…They’re looking for an escape from their own lives.They’re looking for a good laugh.And most importantly they’re probably looking for validation that their lives are so much better than yours.How do you do this?
Talk about my adorable dog and my asshole cat.
How many mom’s are on Twitter?
People like to live vicariously through you.Tweet when you’re at a bar, concert, play, museum, restaurant, anywhere that you go. Let the world know what you’re up to.Change this out with a photo of my friends.
No one believes you.Seriously, do you want to picture this guy in your head having sex?
OH is short for overheard.Tweet the funny things you overhear people say.If you preface it with “OH”, overheard.it will pick it up and reprint it.
62% of Twitter users are in the U.S. They want to hear about your adventures to other countries, or even other states.
Is there a stat on the wealth of the average Twitter user? Or how giving the average Twitter user is?
You might be frustrated because you’re stuck in traffic, but think about the people you’ll help avoid the jam you’re in.But please, don’t tweet and drive. – Get a statistic on texting & driving.
I don’t like milkshakes… yet lately I have been craving them like crazy.
Besides, did you know your cell phone already has 25,000 germs per sq. in on it?http://generalmedicine.suite101.com/article.cfm/germs_on_your_cell_phone
I love food. I love it so much that it has manifested itself into another Twitter account dedicated to the food I eat.How many foodies are on Twitter? What about foodies in Utah?
Find a stat about how many Twitter users are on an iPhone.
But remember, Twitter isn’t the complaint department.The occasional complaint is okay, but try to stay positive. First & foremost – don’t bitch about work. Twitter is very public & your boss will probably find it.Are there any stats about how negativity effects people?
Hashtag it.A hashtag is a short description preceded by a pound sign. They’re used for serious tweets as well as funny tweets, as you can see.#geekpickuplines#unlikelysequals#crapsuperpowers#funnyoutofcontext#wegotogetherlike
Twitpic is a popular service that lets you share your photos with Twitter.If you have a camera on your cell phone, then snap a shot and Twitpic that shit.
Have conversations online and offline. Twitter isn’t a one way conversation.Fill this with the names of people I’ve met offline. Place a different color on the ones I knew prior to Twitter.
If you have a stupid question, Google it first.As we pointed out earlier, there are just some things you don’t tweet about… use common sense.… but remember
Our Twitter names and a funny conclusionCredits2 muffins are sitting in an oven.1 muffin says “Dang it’s hot in here.”The other muffin says “Holy crap! A talking muffin!”- Find a photo of two muffins and have bubbles coming out of them with the joke.