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1. Just another ho-hum day in the Jedi Council Chambers….

2. Where is Obi-wan? Back an hour ago with the Cheez-its, he should have been.

3. Don’t worry about it dog. You know Obi-wan, he’s always late. He’s probably off helping some old granny across the street…

4. Well, hello there!

5. … Setting a good example for the kids… Wow! Check this one out younglings, don’t try this at home!

6. Teaching them how to be humble and modest… he’s got a good head on his shoulders

7. And all this while wearing those, fashionable bathrobes.

9. Well at least I hope he’s wearing ‘em.

10. Forget it Mace, ruined we are!

11. Hmmm, how about Anakin?

16. He’s not gonna help us. The force tells me he’s busy.

17. Out promoting his new hit “Obi-wan is Gone” he probably is.

18. Really?

19. No. But like the real answer, you wouldn't.

20. Never mind. I don’t want to know.

21. I think you do!

22. No I DON’T! Can we just get off this topic? Let’s change it.

23. Okay, what can we do to make the Jedi seem better than the Sith?

24. Maybe we can say that statistics show the light side allows 50% more feelings then the dark side.

25. No, we can’t do that.

26. 90% of statistics can be made to say anything…50% of the time.

27. I think we can make that work!

28. You deserve better than the Jedi.

29. We are the Sith and we approve this message