4. Ignore your information
type
Choose the wrong format!
There are lots of ways to choose the wrong
format…
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5. Do what’s easy…
Don’t strain
yourself to
come up
with
something
different or
useful.
That’s not
your job!
9. Ignore your
audience
It’s not like this
presentation is for
them anyways,
right?
So many ways to
ignore them, too…
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10. Don’t get to know them
Nobody
really wants
a
presentation
that is
tailored to
their
interests.
12. Leave them wanting (too much)
more
Keep that
information
ambiguous and
confusing.
Surely they can
figure it out.
13. Make a mountain out of a molehill
Who doesn’t
love a good
old un-
simplified and
complicated
presentation?
14. Make it boring!
If it’s too
interesting, they
might actually
listen and learn
something.
15. Congrats!
No way your
presentation is
going to
succeed!
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Notes de l'éditeur
For my presentation, I decided to give a tutorial on organizing information in a way that is a sure-fire failure.
In this class, we’ve learned about so many different ways to organize or repackage information to really reach our audiences and spread ideas that stick, and we’ve also learned about things to avoid in order to keep our presentations successful. I’m going to focus on what to do if you DON’T want a successful presentation. If you follow these guidelines, you are sure to create a simply terrible information resource.
First, it’s very important to make sure you do not plan ahead before creating your presentation or information source. If you plan ahead, you run the risk of actually choosing a useful or engaging method by which to send out your information.
It’s important to pay no mind to the type of information you are hoping to share. There are a number of ways by which you can be sure to choose a format that clashes terribly with your information type.
One of these ways is to simply do what’s easiest! If it’s going to require any kind of work or innovation, it’s probably too good. The lazier you are, the better.
Similarly, be sure to choose something in your comfort zone. No one likes to let go of their security blanket, like that same old infographic template you’ve been using for every presentation for the last 3 years. So why do it? Go with what’s most comfortable for you.
You can also choose a format based on what everyone else has done. Innovation is overrated. Focus on using everyone else’s ideas, especially if they don’t mesh well with your information.
Better yet, don’t think about it at all! Just close your eyes and pick one. Chances are, you’ll pick something really awful!
Another big way to make your presentation crash and burn is to entirely disregard your audience. Here are a few great ways to make your audience hate your presentation.
Don’t make any effort to learn anything about your audience. Demographic, interests, goals: ignore it all. If you don’t, your presentation might be too interesting.
Also, it’s really great to just load your audience with information. That way, you can ensure that they will tune you out or forget everything you share.
On the other hand, you could also remove so much information that there’s no way any meaning could be discerned from your presentation. Have a confusing image or a puzzling quote? Remove as much context as possible to keep your audience guessing.
Try to find the most complicated way to express ideas. Overblown complexity will give mystique to your presentation and headaches to your audience.
Finally, you can ensure that your audience will not listen by making your presentation as boring as possible. Be certain to remove all hints of innovation, humor, or storyline.
And there you have it! If you follow these steps, there is no way your information resource could possibly succeed. I hope this was helpful! Thanks, and take care!