2. A
li'le
red
hen
once
found
a
grain
of
wheat.
“Who
will
help
me
plant
this
grain
of
wheat?”
she
asks.
“Not
I”,
says
the
peacock.
“How
about
no?”
interrogates
the
lizard.
“I
prefer
yes”,
answers
the
hen.
“It
was
a
rhetorical
quesJon”,
informs
the
lizard,
aggravated.
3. “Go'a
roll”,
exclaims
the
armadillo.
“I,
um…have,
umm,
stuff,
yeah,
stuff
to
do
for…um,
stuff”,
says
the
hamster.
So
the
hen
did
it
herself.
The
next
morning,
she
said,
“Who
will
help
me
grind
this
wheat?”
“Not
I”,
sasses
the
peacock.
“Yeah
right”,
says
the
lizard.
“Yay”,
exclaims
the
hen.
“I
was
being
sarcasJc”,
says
the
lizard.
“I’m
going
bowling”,
energeJcally
says
the
armadillo.
“My…um…mom…is…um…
calling…um…me…like-‐now”,
4. says
the
hamster
dumbly.
So
she
did
it
herself
(with
some
help
from
the
rat
from
WalMart
of
course).
Then
she
had
to
bake
it.
She
asked
and
only
heard
this.
“Not
I”,
barks
the
peacock.
“Let
me
think-‐”,
says
the
lizard,
unfinished.
“Is
it
yes?”
asks
the
hen
very
loudly.
“I
was
going
to
say
no”,
says
the
lizard.
“I
got
self-‐top-‐spinning
championships”,
says
the
armadillo,
hasJly.
“I…uh…have…my…um…interview
to…
get
a
job
at…uh…work”,
lies
the
hamster
(horribly
obvious,
of
course,
like
in
all
of
his
other
lines).
So
the
hen
baked
it
into
Pizza
crust
herself.
Then
she
needed
to
5. put
sodas
in
the
cooler.
She
asked,
and
was
replied,
“Not
I”,
sasses
the
peacock.
“What
did
Luke
say
to
Vader?”,
asks
the
lizard.
“Um…yes?”,
replies
the
hen,
who
had
no
knowledge
of
Star
Wars.
“He
said
no”,
says
the
lizard,
who
had
and
knew
everything
Star
Wars
(and
also
watched
all
six
movies
like
seventy-‐
six
Jmes).
“I
go'a
subsJtute
a
soccer
ball”,
replies
the
armadillo.
“I…got…um…exams…to
get
a
job
as
a…um…teacher”,
says
the
hamster.
So
she
did.
The
hen
then
had
to
install
laser
lights
and
a
surround
sound
system
(you’ll
see
where
this
is
going
soon).
6. She
asked
for
help,
and
their
answers
were
the
same.
“Not
I”,
says
the
peacock.
“Do
I
look
like
a
mechanic?”,
asks
the
lizard.
“Somewhat,
yes”,
answers
the
hen.
At
this,
the
lizard
exploded.
“NO!
I’m
not
a
mechanic,
I
think
no,
Luke
said
no,
I
say
no,
and
when
I
say
yeah
right,
I
mean
NO!”
“ That
was
harsh
and
made
me
wanna
curl
up
in
a
ball
in
fear”,
says
the
armadillo.
“I…uh…have
to
go”,
says
the
hamster.
Then
the
hen
was
done.
She
asked
if
they
wanted
to
party,
and
they
all
said
yes,
and
she
agreed.
