The document lists 14 signs or symptoms of being a true social media addict, such as pinging someone in the same room via Facebook chat, checking your phone every 2 minutes to see how many likes your photo has received, and having Skype conversations that are longer than in-person coffee conversations. It concludes that if the reader experiences any of these symptoms, they can be congratulated as a true social media addict.

1. SIGNS YOU ARE A TRUE SOCIAL MEDIA ADDICT

2. YOU PING SOMEONE IN THE SAME ROOM VIA
FACEBOOK CHAT

3. LOW BATTERY ON YOUR MOBILE/LAPTOP IS THE
MOST TERRIFYING SIGHT IN THE WORLD

4. IF SOMEONE SHARES A JOKE, INSTEAD OF LAUGHING
LIKE A BOLLYWOOD VILLAIN, YOU SAY ‘LOL’

5. THE FIRST THING YOU DO AFTER HEARING
THAT SOMEONE FAMOUS HAS PASSED AWAY IS
READ THEIR WIKIPEDIA PAGE

6. Hey
@LordOfTheSpecs
you want a bite?
?
YOUR FRIENDS SOMETIMES REFER TO
YOU WITH YOUR TWITTER HANDLE

7. YOU HAVE SECRETLY DELETED EMBARRASSING
FACEBOOK POSTS AND PHOTOS

8. YOU CHECK YOUR PHONE EVERY 2 MINUTES TO SEE
HOW MANY LIKES YOUR PHOTO HAS RECEIVED

9. YOU CONTINUOUSLY VISIT A PLACE TO STEAL
MAYORSHIP ON FOURSQUARE

10. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN TWITTER PHILOSOPHY

11. FACEBOOK UPDATES ARE WITHIN 140 CHARACTERS
BUT ON TWITTER IT’S NEVER ENOUGH

12. A DAY WITHOUT WI-FI IS EQUIVALENT TO
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

13. CHECK-INS AND TWEETS ARE MORE IMPORTANT
THAN CONVERSATIONS OVER THE TABLE

14. SKYPE CONVERSATIONS ARE LONGER THAN
COFFEE CONVERSATIONS

15. DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE
SYMPTOMS?
CONGRATULATIONS, MY FRIEND,
I CONFER UPON YOU THE TITLE OF
A TRUE SOCIAL MEDIA ADDICT!

16. CONTACT
MANVEER MALHI I BUSINESS HEAD - SOCIAL SAMOSA
E-MAIL : MANVEER@SOCIALSAMOSA.COM
CONNECT WITH ME

17. IMAGE SOURCES
Slide 1 - http://www.mediabistro.com/
Slide 2 - http://a4.mzstatic.com/
Slide 3 - https://lh3.googleusercontent.com
Slide 4 - http://3.bp.blogspot.com/
Slide 5 - http://gadgetynews.com/
Slide 6 - http://www.foodtechconnect.com/
Slide 7 – https://www.iconfinder.com
Slide 9 – http://cdn.techinasia.com/
Slide 10 - http://johndarco.files.wordpress.com/
Slide 11 - http://www.thehindu.com/
Slide 12 - http://www.infographicsarchive.com/
Slide 13 - http://visual.ly/
Slide 14 - http://rack.2.mshcdn.com/