1. by tumblr user michaelesque
a comprehensive guide to legion
bow down before the
an alt. title to this film is “angels badassery of this picture
are fucking hot man”
(once you have stopped laughing at that
photoshopped gun)

2. he also decided to
cut off his wings
a+ plan michael
this is michael trying to
THIS IS MICHAEL be ~inconspicuous~ while
running from heaven
he decided to rebel
lucifer is probably throwing a
party
one time god brought him
back to life for disobeying is that sam winchesters
demon killing knife
also he has a trenchcoat
are you convinced yet, spn
fans

3. (she’s also really hot)
this is charlie
she is pregnant with the second jesus
all the angels want to kill
her
except michael the apocalypse is a bad time
to give birth but go with it
“lol ur dumb baby’s gonna burn” – old lady
angel

4. this is ice cream man aka aninsi aka the
creepiest angel i’ve ever seen
he gets his own slide bc just look at him

5. this is jeep he’s not the father of
jesus 2.0 but he wishes he was
jeep has the dumbest crush on charlie
(one time he pushed an archangel off a cliff to
save her life) this is jeep’s dad trying to
shoot an ex-archangel
good luck with that
this is kyle
he liked kids until one
bit him in the neck
and killed him

6. these are the andersons
they all die
i can’t find a picture of
howard but he gets his
neck torn out by an
old lady and dies
anyway
audrey acted as a midwife for jesus 2.0 and then
threw an archangel out of a car and died
her mum was not as badass
(i can’t even remember how she died so lets
blame gabriel)
also audrey is really
hot

7. this is percy if you don’t like percy we can’t be
friends
there are no other pictures of him on the first
page of google images
he was really badass and
then he died
(it was sandra’s fault)

8. this is gabriel he does really weird
things with his face
i’ve been laughing at these pictures for
ten minutes now
another one of gabriel’s life
goals is murdering jesus 2.0
because his dad told him to
he also won an award once for being
things gabriel wants to do: watch the world overdramatic as fuck
burn
this is him and michael holding hands
before they try to kill each other
also they had a stupidly long heart to
heart about how they didn’t want to
do this????????
just don’t then
assholes

9. praise be and all that
basically he got bored of
humanity and decided to try and
wipe them out hooray
(thanku michael for not letting
us go extinct)
this is god
“he got tired of all the bullshit” – charlie’s mother

10. THE END
have this picture of michael who
somehow learnt how to use a gun during
his first five minutes on earth
frick that’s
actually p hot