1. Complain&Resolve
Business Proposal

2. Human Nature
Talk, talk, talk.
Blah, blah, blah
Complain, complain
Chat, chat, chat
Microsoft this, software that

3. Corporate Vision
„ Harness human potential
„ Provide outlet, forum
„ Attract special interest groups
„ Focus attention on “ills of society”
„ Make money

4. Funding Proposal
„ $500K to attract even greater fools
„ $2.5 M for attractive slides and web graphics
„ $45M for unnavigable website
„ $1.5M to Empress and Minions (aka MITEFC)
„ $100M for consulting division to do redesign

5. Organization
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W e b la c k e y s S p e c ia l p r o j e c t s Counsel B ook cooke rs
D e v e lo p e r s P h y s ic a l F a r R ig h t L itig a tio n S h a re h o ld e r
D e s tr o y e r s C h e m ic a l F a r L e ft L itig a tio n O ff- & O n s h o re T a x
M e n ta l A ll O th e r M a tte rs R e a lh o ld in g s
S p ir itu a l N o th in g M a tte rs P e tty C a s h
B ills (L a r g e ) B ill (S m a ll)
B ill (G a te s )
O th e r g a te s

6. Product Rollout
„ Complain&Resolve.com
ƒ Polite discourse
„ Grumble.com
ƒ Silent majority
„ BitchBitchBitch.com
ƒ Far left and right
„ Revenge.com
ƒ Gun and SUV owners
„ Suethebastards.com
ƒ Pros and cons

7. Revenue Profile
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8. Uses of Funds
„ $50K incorporation
„ $250K offshore web development
„ $10M salaries and professional services
„ $40M pointless advertising
„ $100M offshore entities (inc. tolls & parking)
„ $2M travel

9. Cashflow Profile
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10. MITEFC Board Participation
„ Moral and spiritual guidance
„ Passing the hat
„ Corporate donors/sponsors
ƒ Anonymity guaranteed
ƒ Be generous
ƒ Be merciful