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Our first guest on the program tonight is the creator of Joining Forces,it’s a
national initiative to support and honor Americas service members and their
families. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the First Lady of the United
States, Michelle Obama.
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Welcome to the show.
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Thank you.
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You look fantastic.
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There’s a picture of a guy in there. You just never know what you might find
sneaking around in your coffee cup.
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Welcome to the program. Thank you very much.
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It’s good to be here.
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It’s good to have you here and I’m so thrilled and touched because of that
moment I described when we met at the Regis show and and I just thought
“that would be fun”. I’d be great to have her on the show and by God, here
you are.

2. I’m here.
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Thank you so much.
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How are things at the White House, ok?
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Things are good, things are good. Trying to stay out of trouble.
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There’s trouble everywhere in politics.
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Everywhere
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You have to be careful what you say, what you do, who you look at.
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Now, now, you don’t have to answer this question. But this is the thing that I
was thinking about. I have conversations with my wife; Paul has
conversations with his wife.
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Yeah
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Married men and women have conversations all the time.

3. We tend to talk.
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We tend to talk, that are for no one else in the world but one another.
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That’s right.
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But…
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Hypothetically speaking… at the end of the day, has your husband ever come
home and said to you: “Oh that John Boehner, what an idiot.”
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It has never happened, never, never. He is always upbeat, particularly about
Congress.
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“Yeah. … How can you not be upbeat?”
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Now… you can’t, you can’t go anywhere. Can you go anywhere?
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I can’t go ANYWHERE!
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No, I CAN.

4. But if you, if you, really…
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I have my little jonts out.
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You actually do.
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So if you said “I´m going to the 7-Eleven to get ah, ah, a slurpee or
something, could you do that?
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I technically could. It would drive a lot of people crazy. I’ve threatened to do
it. I do it all the time. I said “I´m walking out that door, I’m walking out, I’m
leaving.
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Your see people talking in their wrists, “Is she kidding?”
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I’m gonna do it one day.
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Can you go shopping?
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I have been, I…, I… , I sneak out, and we can do covert moves. I’ve been to
Target, Petco, with Bo, and uh…

5. How is Bo, by the way?
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Bo is wonderful. He is the smartest dog on the planet.
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Right
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He is my son. I have two girls and a boy.
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Now, is it Portuguese water dog, is it?
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A Portuguese water dog
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I’ve only known one of these Portuguese water dogs in my life. And they’re a
little loopy.
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No they’re nooot.
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Is, is he, can he be a handful, a bit?
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No, he’s a very sweet dog. Now I’m not being biased, he’s really a good dog.
He’s very well mannered, he’s very even tempered. He has a very busy
schedule, I mean… appearances… I’m thinking about getting him an agent.

6. And, again, none of my business but I have a dog myself and you can gotta
get kind of in a, let me just say, digestive rhythm of the dog, and when it’s
time for Bo to…
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Do his business…
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Yeah
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How does that happen?
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He goes out. Usually the girls take him out. There are a number of people
who are willing to take him out.
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He usually will tell you, though.
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I know…, Iknow…, I’m not…, I mean... He doesn’t talk.
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Right
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But, he will come up and he’ll put his paw on your leg and kinda nudges you,
and then you’re like…”whatta” you want? And he gets excited, and you say,
“youwanna go out”. And the he starts barking.

7. Is this what you…
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He’s very smart.
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Is this what Biden does?
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No he does not.
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8. That’s my Target run. I went to Target," she said. "I thought I was undercover.
I have to tell you something about this trip though. No one knew that was me
because a woman actually walked up to me, right? I was in the detergent
aisle, and she said — I kid you not — she said, ‘Excuse me, I just have to ask
you something,’ and I thought, ‘Oh, cover’s blown.’ She said, ‘Can you reach
on that shelf and hand me the detergent?’ I kid you not.”
As the audience laughed, she went on, “And the only thing she said — I
reached up, ’cause she was short, and I reached up, pulled it down — she
said, ‘Well, you didn’t have to make it look so easy.’ That was my
interaction. I felt so good. ... She had no idea who I was. I thought, as soon as
she walked up — I was with my assistant, and I said, ‘This is it, it’s over. We’re
going to have to leave.’ She just needed the detergent.”