lol, it was funny and tragic at the same time when I felt compelled to write this letter looking at it again I had to laugh! If any of it is untrue then the parties envolved are welcome to sue me

1. Dear
Fabio
and
Annalina,
Firstly
Barbara
and
Myself
would
like
to
humbly
apologise
for
leaving
the
oven
on
it
was
my
fault
entirely
and
I
am
deeply
sorry
that
I
am
not
as
perfect
as
the
two
of
you
and
unlike
yourselves
I
do
sometimes
make
mistakes.
It
must
be
so
difficult
for
two
people
who
are
totally
perfect
in
every
facet
of
their
being
to
have
to
live
with
mere
mortal
types
like
ourselves.
As
people
we
have
defects
and
these
can
often
manifest
themselves
as
careless
mistakes.
I
am
grateful
to
you
for
pointing
this
mistake
out,
as
it
is
obviously
a
safety
issue.
We
are
saddened
however
that
you
feel
you
must
insist
on
writing
condescending,
arrogant
and
pretentious
notes
and
then
placing
them
on
the
fridge
and
thereby
putting
them
into
the
public
domain.
So
let
us
just
point
out
a
few
things
to
you,
which
are
sure
you
will
in
due
course
ignore,
make
excuses
for
or
just
scapegoat
someone
so
you
don’t
have
to
face
your
own
shortcomings.
So
what
is
the
point
in
highlighting
these
things?
I
hear
you
ask.
Well,
since
a
president
has
been
set
for
pointing
out
other
people’s
failings
and
then
placing
them
on
the
fridge
like
some
sort
of
self
appointed
town
clerk,
I
feel
it
is
my
constitutional
duty.
• On
many
occasions
we
have
found
the
front
door
open
with
the
catch
down
and
the
middle
door
open.
This
can
be
very
dangerous
as
people
can
get
into
the
house
and
steel
all
our
possessions.
• The
light
downstairs
is
frequently
left
on
despite
the
fact
we
have
no
switch
for
it
upstairs.
• Almost
ever
day
when
we
come
home
from
work
the
kitchen
surfaces
are
filthy
and
covered
in
breadcrumbs
or
chocolate
sprinkles
which
we
never
use.
This
is
only
if
the
surfaces
are
not
being
used
like
a
garage
or
a
workshop
presumably
because
the
basement,
the
shed
and
the
lounge
aren’t
enough
room
for
you
to
work.
Crumbs
in
the
kitchen
leads
to
mice
getting
in
and
we
all
know
how
severe
an
issue
this
is
in
the
house
(see
photos)

4. • The
gangway
to
the
front
door
is
constantly
blocked
by
your
stuff
and
there
is
very
little
room
for
access,
which
can
be
difficult
if
someone
has
a
big
bag
or
something
to
get
out
or
in
the
front
door
and
if
they
come
in
late
this
can
be
very
disturbing
for
those
trying
to
sleep.
This
is
also
a
major
safety
issue
as
if
there
was
a
fire
in
the
house
then
we
all
be
tripping
over
your
things
to
escape.
• Your
possessions
occupy
the
majority
of
the
communal
space
yet
you
pay
the
minority
of
the
rent
in
the
house.
(See
diagram)
Usage
of
Comunal
Space
Fabio
and
Annalina
Andy
Barbara
Claudio
Rent
Fabio
Annalina
Barbara
Andy
Claudio

5.
• You
make
conscious
decisions
on
issues
that
involve
the
whole
house
without
letting
us
know
anything
about
it.
• You
make
our
guests
feel
un-­‐welcome
and
they
are
seldom
allowed
any
space
to
eat
or
commune
pleasantly.
• On
several
occasions
guests
have
pointed
out
that
there
is
hair
on
the
table
in
the
lounge,
this
is
neither
Barbara’s
hair
nor
mine.
This
is
particularly
embarrassing
when
we
are
forced
to
feed
our
guest
in
the
lounge
due
to
fact
that
you
insist
on
setting
a
table
to
eat
a
substantial
time
before
you
actually
do
eat.
• You
decided
to
stop
paying
towards
the
communal
money
(without
telling
us).
This
lead
to
me
using
change
from
the
rent
to
buy
toilet
paper
and
kitchen
role,
I
have
one
receipt
that
accounts
for
£6.71(see
enclosed)
of
the
money
but
I
am
afraid
to
say
that
I
do
not
have
the
other.
I
do
not
feel
this
should
lead
to
accusations
of
theft
and
it
saddens
me
to
think
that
you
could
believe
that
someone
you
live
with
could
be
trying
to
short
change
you.
On
a
personal
level
I
do
feel
deeply
insulted
by
this
action.
This
is
especially
as
that
month
I
paid
the
rent;
I
paid
the
Council
Tax
and
I
Paid
the
electricity
all
of
which
befitted
you
in
some
way.
Then
I
come
home
find
you
are
accusing
me
of
theft
and
telling
me
they
don’t
feel
appreciated
and
don’t
want
to
contribute
on
a
communal
fund
which
we
all
agreed
on,
well
thanks
a
lot!
• When
we
did
communally
buy
toilet
paper
the
toilet
role
was
never
changed
and
for
a
long
time
I
believed
no
one
else
knew
how
to
change
a
toilet
roll.
• I
arranged
a
meeting
to
discuss
the
renewing
of
the
contract
and
other
communal
house
matters
that
we
all
agreed
should
take
place
on
Sunday
early
evening
as
we
agreed
it
was
the
best
time
for
everyone.
We
were
at
home
at
1630
and
were
available,
as
were
you
as
we
were
all
in
the
kitchen
so
you
had
ample
opportunity
to
discuss
any
issues
the
two
of
you
had
between
the
two
of
us
without
having
to
involve
other
people
in
matters
relating
to
the
four
of
us.
It
is
with
deep
regret
that
you
have
forced
us
into
having
to
write
this
letter
as
it
is
not
usually
the
level
of
communication
we
would
lower
ourselves
to.
When
you
share
a
house
with
other
people
it
is
important
that
people
can
compromise.
I
do
not
feel
that
you
understand
the
concept
of
this.
In
the
past
your
notion
of
coming
to
a
compromise
has
consisted
of
repeating
something
over
and
over
again
until
everybody
agrees
with
it.
This
is
not
how
compromise
works.
Most
grievances
and
minor
quibbles
which
inevitably
exist
when
more
than
one
body
occupy
a
space
are
left
unsaid
in
order
to
benefit
the
many
rather
than
the
few.
If
this
equilibrium
is
not
sustained
then
it
leads
to
anonymity
and
a
lack
of
understanding.

6. In
order
to
highlight
some
of
the
contemptible
behaviour
displayed
by
the
two
of
you
unfortunately
we
also
seem
to
have
been
forced
into
having
to
behave
in
the
same
way
so
you
appreciate
how
utterly
deplorable
these
things
can
get.
Judging
by
you
sarcastic,
patronising,
miss-­‐spelled,
badly
punctuated
and
downright
rude
messages
I
guess
you
might
see
the
point.
If
you
don’t
then
we
will
be
happy
for
you
to
delude
yourselves
into
believing
this
is
all
our
fault
after
all,
this
seems
to
be
what
is
most
likely
to
happen.
I
just
hope
that
if
you
live
together
on
your
own
you
may
learn
that
sometimes
you
have
to
be
responsible
for
your
own
actions
and
admit
that
you
are
wrong.